ME SMASH YOU

Having been around for millenia, Horan has pretty much seen it all. So when Lich Priest Failure approached the venerable prince, Horan was not moved. However, when Failure told him it was to claim a golden trophy in the game of Blood Bowl, he realized that in his millenia of experience he had never sampled a game.

Then after he agreed, Failure told him that his main job would be hitting people. Like every other time he had hit people.

What a gyp.

In his attempts to get his team to pick up the ball, Lich-Priest Failure has, through ancient necromantic rituals, managed to increase Coarse's overall dexterity.

Lich-Priest Failure has managed to increase the accuracy of Ra's passing, by grafting on the arm from a famed blood bowl thrower who decided to attempt treasure hunting after retiring.