As the only member qualified to be a hole puncher for the team, McSnappy has dangerous fists... Despite his unsettling friendliness and dubiously unclear intentions he is immensely useful for the team, as he trains tirelessely to master the techniques necessary to penetrate the defenses of the unwilling enemy. Lately he has been training alot with other team members, and has become quite effective at punching a hole and pushing "Slippery" Johnson deep into enemy territory, much to the suprise of the wide-eyed opposition.

The Bishop is surely the most holy and righteous of the team. Every sunday without fail he can be found by himself, hidden away enjoying that activity that most of us only do in times of need. Many people fail to realise that when young and in times of plenty one may eat of his neighbour's orchard, enjoying the fruity nectars until his mouth is red, but there will always be a time in between harvests when he must fall back to himself to slake his desire. (For food). It is here that The Bishop excels, believing that even when he has a chance for a feast he should instead rely only on what blessings God gave him, and that in praying, he can create his own Manna of which to eat.

(For those not religious manna is a white edible substance described in The Bible, similar to bread i believe)

Disclaimer - Please no-one take offense at this I certainly wasn't trying to insult anyone's religious beliefs :D

True to his real life incarnation, Tom "The Spanker" Newman is a violent man. The Spanker was diagnosed with diabetes early in life and has been taking insulin since childhood. Unbeknownst to most, insulin acts to some degree as a steroid, resulting in Tom being a little podgy, but extremely strong. Whenever he hasn't taken his meds he gets into violent mood swings and me and all my mates get very nervous... um i mean the team. Yeah the team gets nervous.

As captain of the team Adam has long been a tosser, and has more experience than any other team member. Adam is so dedicated to his art that he is almost obsessed, practicing whenever the mood hits no matter where he is. Unfortunately, though he has years of habitual practice under his belt, he is also slowly developing some pain in his back and wrist as he often enjoys his game so much that he continues even if his arms are unwilling, pushing himself to the limit, well beyond that of the average man. A true visionary, he sacrifices the possibility to score, for the pleasure of ball handling and tossing.

The "little fella" seems to be beaten almost every night by the by the team members, but he doesn't seem to mind too much. Although he always ends up a little sore and a little red, beating "the little fella" just seems to be one of those things that nobody really talks about but everyone seems to enjoy doing.

[edit] Of late Waxin "The Little Fella" seems to be something of a symbol for the team. Almost every sunday after enough game play the ball ends up grasped firmly in hand while the little fella is going as hard as he can, having scored many more times than expected.

[edit] Upon his sixth game the little fella took a turn for the worse. In the middle of play he just up and died. Linemen Suck swore that this kind of thing had never happened to them before and that it wasn't anyone's fault. Anyway this kind of thing happens all the time to everyone, it's not just this little fella, but little fellas everywhere. It's a scientific fact that it can happen to anyone at any time and that he's been under alot of stress lately and hasn't had anywhere near enough sleep. After the humiliation of the incident, and causing deep disappointment and even some derision from the audience Linemen Suck was determined to get back on the horse, and after consulting privately with experts in the field and getting some 'special' medication the little fella was back up again in no time. Though it seems the incident has left him a little shaky and many of the more tricky manouvers he was once capable of he dares not try again for some time.

With a significant lack of staying power Johnson can usually be seen trying anything to score as quickly as possible, and once he has crossed the line he flops on the ground exhausted, usually falling asleep soon after. This is a source of constant frustration and disappointment to the rest of his team who always want to keep playing alot longer than Johnson is willing... However after a few slaps and a bit of roughing up Johnson can be roused and be ready to go again before the next scheduled drive.

Alex Jack (Official) is the only official of the team. He has been certified by the international refereeing council and is an official referee. However due to his love for the game he would rather play with other people and sometimes with himself (he practices his moves on field all the time, team mates or no) than watch everyone else have all the fun.

Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man? It seems that the correct answer is "Shaft" Kanyu Diggit. He is a man who won't cop out under any circumstances, not even if there is danger all about. He is however a complicated man, and it is rumoured that no-one understands him like his woman. This is likely a result of the fact that he had a distressing childhood. You see this cat Shaft grew up with a bad mother-