Bullied at school and picked on by the other Ogres, Lionel rejected the violent, uncouth ways of his brethren. Instead, he decided he wanted to be an elf. Sadly, he can't, he's an Ogre. But he does love elves.

Tripped over his toes whilst Going For It - sometimes rerolls can't help.

The elder of the Elfkisser brothers, Johnny helped protect Lionel from the school bullies. His career started promisingly, although, after spending 3 weeks on an intensive sure feet training course, it turns out the coaches got mixed up and taught him to sprint instead.

Stupid Ogre coaches.

George is the team mastermind. The plan is to get more tds than casualties, then eventually retire and get a little farm where Lenny can pet the rabbits.