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Happyvale Turnipfarmers
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Solid Oak
#1
Treeman
MA
2
ST
6
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
12
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
-av
Skills
Loner
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Pro (30k)
Tackle (30k)
Besides being the team captain, Mr. Solid Oak also functions as town Christmas tree in Happyvale during the Christmas holydays.
Mr. McKnuckles
#2
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
32
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
74
XPP
0
SPP
74
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Block (30k)
Multiple Block (30k)
Pro (30k)
Tackle (30k)
Mr. McKnuckles is technically an ogre although he is considered no more than a rather large Halfling by his teammates. Mr. McKnuckles is very sensitive about his “abnormal” size and it is considered very rude in Happyvale to bring it up in his presence.
 
Ludvig Nosepicker
#3
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Max Mini
#4
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
5
Mvp
0
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle (30k)
Side Step (30k)
Although Mr. Max Mini is quite small even for a Halfling, he has proven his worth as the team’s highest scoring player so far. On top of this he has recently been voted the most eligible bachelor in the “Happyvale monthly” newspaper.
 
Ed Jr.
#5
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Marx Marsbar
#6
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
 
Andrew Applethief
#7
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block (30k)
Diving Tackle (30k)
Mr. Andrew Applethief was rightfully given the MVP award after his spectacular debut touchdown. The team coach Mr. Erok stated after the match, that he has big expectations towards young Andrew and that he recently has revealed a great talent for tackling his opponents by hurling himself into there feet, as they try to outrun him.
Halvfind
#8
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle (30k)
 
Bruno Butterfinger
#9
Halfling
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
26
XPP
0
SPP
26
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+MA (30k)
+ST (30k)
Body building was newer heard of in the quite town of Happyvale until Mr. Bruno Butterfinger recently started his own private fitness club. Just in the last three weeks his previously small chubby figure has grown substantially and he’s now by far the strongest Halfling In town. (Not including Mr. McKnuckles who is still strictly speaking not a Halfling.)
Ramos Pinto
#10
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
 
Ronni van Cowboytoast
#11
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Lars Lardface
#12
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle (30k)
 
Oscar van Polga
#13
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Rasmus Legoflamb
#14
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
 
Sven Sweettooth
#15
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
4
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
4
Mvp
3
GPP
30
XPP
0
SPP
30
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+AG (30k)
Leap (30k)
Mr. Sven Sweettooth is by far the most agile player on the team. He performs daring leaps and pirouettes on the pitch that would make most Elves’ jealous. Having practised the fine art of ballet dancing from an early age, has greatly improved his abilities as a blood bowl player. Even tough he insists on playing in his ballet tricot whish makes him look quite gay his still a highly valued player and the fans love him.
Joe Hotlegs
#16
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle (30k)