After a slow start to the season, Vurbag has finally established himself as the Most Valuable Blocker of the team. Ever since his impressive outing versus Zed's Zombies (where he eliminated 2 flesh golems by sacrificing his own skull) he's been racking up the casualties left, right and center.

Even with the concussions he's suffered, he's still determined to bash the other team into the ground, even if it means his untimely demise. He just makes sure to wear a helmet now...

Soon to be the new Reebork poster star, Squagan is shaping up to be quite the star. Not afraid to tackle anyone, he often puts his body at risk in attempt to take down any player (regardless of size or agility).

It's unfortunate that after his first game after receiving his new Reebork sponsorship he broke his ankle during the post-game interviews (while reenacting his soon-to-be poster-quality touchdown). Now he has to play even harder to ensure he doesn't lose his sponsorship.

His comment to reporters after he was announced he would be the new first-string Thrower (replacing Duiltag):

"Wha? You mean 'ol gramps over dere can't handle the pitch? *snarl* I wishin' he breaks his otha' leg so he ain't never gonna come back!"

On a team packed with specialty players, Targhed has proven that he can compete with the 'higher-salaried' players. Quickly establishing himself as the teams top scorer (and earning multiple MVPs in the process) he quickly became the target of the baddest of opposing linemates. Coach Thrug noticed this and immediately ordered an intense training program to 'nimble him up some good.' Now opposing blockers find it very difficult to knock him off the ball.

Now if only he could learn how to catch...