Fred was adopted from the local pound.

Bob is the first born, he adopted fred.

Nerr is the second born, as you can see, he likes to kill things.

Sphen is third born, he cant see do to his hair.

BLoRp is da baby, he dont deserve nothin'.

Arnold came to us from the mountains of hibijibi. Under that wig of his, you will find a special secret about his origin.

Arnoldo is arnolds twin brother..they both have secrets that only fred knows about.

Edwina is a female dwarf...yes its true..she is a female dwarfs that poped out of the ground once. Nobody knows when or where though.

Paulina is a ruthless female dwarf that came out of the ground.

Christina was mistakingly named after his mother because he has a very small package.

Liena is only four years old. How she got onto the team nobody knows. Fred had a few comments about her, "hungh hugh hagh hagh"...