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Lucky Lunatics
MVP of game 1 - apothacary saved him from RIP!
Got a kill in the Lunatics' first game!
Completed the first pass by a lineman in the Lunatics' 5th game!
Hired to replace Yellow who was killed in game #3.
Seems to be a target for opponents to knockout (1) or badly hurt (1) in the first half of each game.
Pass
Sure Hands
+AG
Accurate
Block
Hired as a replacement thrower when Phuph was out with a serious, niggling injury, Jess is challenging Phuph as the team's premier ball handler!
Passing completions:
Short: 1
In his first game, started on the line as we kicked off to open the game. 0.3 seconds later he was the first one hit in the game, hit the ground and didn't get up from his bad injury until the game was over in 4-0 rout of those dwarves. Will his next game be any better? Will he survive in this league?
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
+ST
Block
After intimidating the newscasters to twice be picked MVP, he got the money for the steriods and the new pumped-up Lunatic took it out on the Rough Riders to get his first three casualties. After the game he said "dat'a grate! nowz i'z blokk hard <sneer>"