Uncle Jeet hails from the swamps of Tecks-Arse, a foul and godforsaken region of the world from which much of the world's evil emanates. Jeet is a prime example of this evil, having learnt his Blood Bowl trade as a youngster by bashing together the skulls of innocent swamprats. A latecomer to the Rancid Polecats, Jeet is keen to prove his worth to the team by causing as many casulaties as possible, even if he's not the sharpest tool in the box. In his own words: "I have LAYERS of stupidity."

A hard working cubicle warrior who is also known as EpicBoy, Warren Martial is rumoured to have troll blood running through his veins. He certainly knows how to throw his weight around, as many an elf and dwarf have found out to their ultimate peril.

His only weakness is his strange relationship to the word What. When he uses it, it can be a deadly weapon of bile and vitriol, usually ending up in his opponent falling into a sarchasm. Hoewever, Warren has been known to be riled when someone mentions the variation, WoT. This character flaw is thought to be related to evil events in his deep, dark past.

Foodbunny has a wickedly fast tongue, and she's not bad as a touchdown-scoring machine either. She bamboozles lumbering ogres and orcs with her chittering patois of obscure hentai, yaoi and cosplay knowledge, allowing her to skip nimbly towards the end zone while her big, stupid opponents are still wondering why people dress up as Sailor Moon.

Being a rare female amongst a community of males, she always gets a lot of protection from her team mates, with some of them even sacrificing themselves to defend her honour.