Ee iz nuish soze I dunt noze much abowt im yet. Ee az potenshul, but we will juzt ave to see...

Nurag iz reel strong. Ee iz almost az strong az Tr'gulk... almost az ugly az well. Ee not reely a violent guy, ee only playz az it makez im more munny dan if ee woz wurkin at Waaaghbucks.

Grunz iz da nuist boy, and ee iz reel fik, even for a blak orc. Wen I toldz im to make a blok, ee sed ee can't coz ee dunt ave da stuf to make it wiv an dunt no wot a blok look like newayz. Da boyz all kall im big fiky....not wen eez dere naturararlly, az ee is reel big.

Borzag along wiv Nurag iz da strongest playa uva dan T'rgulk. Ee iz reel good at smashin... an bashin... an slashin... an frashin... an mashin... an gashin... an clashin... an lashin... an trashin... an pritee much all tings dat end in ashin... cept maby dashin.

Gundak iz a reel solid playa, but ee sumtimez getz confuzed, so weez az to often yell at im were ee az too go. Stuff like "Gundak, wing!". Weez yelled dat wun so meny timez now dat sum fanz av brawt in bannaz dat av it on dem, but dey all seemz to get iz name wrong... dey spell it wiv an em insted of an kay...

Jag iz reel krazy, an weez uzualy aft too ave Tr'gulk old on too im beefor da match so dat ee dunt go an get imself killed by tryin to kill all da uva teemz fanz. Da nu boyz all lookz up too im... mainly coz dey dunt want im to smash dere facez in which ee wud do if ee ered dat dey don't lookz up to im.

Nuk iz a sub. Weez dunt use im much az ee ain't dat gud. Ee only elpful when lotz ov da uva boyz getz urt.

Warguz iz am gud chuka, but ee suks at pikin up da ball, so ee sitz on da bench a lot az Lobba an Graza do gud wiv out im. Ee az potenshul... if ee can lern too pik up da ball.

Meny fink dat Mad iz iz nikname, but itz iz reel name. Ee in fact reel kalm... unlez u sez dat McGee iz a stoopid name for an orc. Ee iz reel strong an likez to join da blak orcs in dere ed-butt kontestz. Ee got karried away wunce an urt iz nek wen ee an Tr'gulk ad an ed-butt kontest, so now ee az to miss sum gamez wen iz nek urtz too much.

Lobba az a gud name az dat iz wot ee iz good at. But, da only reezon ee iz still on da teem iz dat Warguz can't pik up da ball. Lobba iz gettin old an alwayz complainin.... "Ow me bak!" "Ow me arm!" "Ow me small finga!" "Ow, dat ogre jus fell on me!"... panzy.

Ee iz bigga an fikka dan even Grunz, but eez a Ogre so itz ak-sept-abul. Ee keepz azkin uz to get sum goblinz on da teem soze dat ee kan chuk em wiv da ball, but weez dunt want no goblinz on da teem az dey iz too puny.