Don't fear Cuddles, Cuddles loves you. No, that isn't Cuddles kicking your downed player, that's just Cuddles trying to help them up. All those star player points from injuries, those were accidents, honest.

Starshine's four mvp awards were not awarded due to intimidation and underhanded coercion, they were earned. Honest. I mean, just look into Starshine's big bright eyes. He'd never try his hardest to kill your star player. Ever.

Those assault charges weren't true. Sunshine was framed. Luckilly, eight years in the slammer didn't make Sunshine bitter, vindictive, or out for blood. Nothing could possibly hurt his cheery and delightful disposition, not even more pending charges.

Hugs Lovesalot is the new kid in town, but his inexperience is counterbalanced by his never-ending heart. Nobody wants to make the world a better place than Hugs, and while Hugs may still have a lot to learn, he has plenty to teach the Happiness Sunshine League as well.

Binky may not be the smartest cookie, but what he lacks in brains he makes up for in love and compassion. The only thing bigger than Binky's biceps is his heart, which is too bad because Binky's tender embraces tend to be fatal. But his teammates love him anyways, and so should you :):):)

Grok teaches children that it takes all kinds to make the world a unique and diverse place, and sometimes even the cutest flower costume covers up the darkest of hearts. But don't judge, because judging makes Grok cry.

Galthor helps show children that it's okay to be upset sometimes. So upset, in fact, that you just have to flip out and kill someone.

One day, G'Lard was playing with the other children on the playground when the big mean refs came and ejected him for repeatedly kicking a downed Gutter Runner. But did he let it get him down? NO! He turned that frown upside down and, after finding out where that official lived, turned the offending and misguided ref inside out.

It's not that G'Zark suffers from little man syndrome. It's just that G'zark knows deep inside that he can achieve anything. ANYTHING. Don't ever doubt G'Zark. Ever.

G'Throk will teach you fun songs while he stomps on your skull. He's just that playful! What a silly boy!