Seems to have an infatuation with being noticed, as he follows up every tackle, every pass, every remark with "See what I did there?".

Nobody knows where he comes from, he answers questions on that subject with the letters "SX". Very cryptic indeed.

A weird one, this. He seems to misunderstand everything people say, but manages to reply with something relevant and sometimes funny to an alternate meaning. Nobody knows if this is because he's particular intelligent for an Orc and actually has a sense of humour beyond smooshing goblins for a laugh, or because he's incredibly stupid even for an Orc.

Possibly the largest player on the team, he likes things loud, fast and sometimes undecipherable.

Has "Hardcore" tattooed on his forehead.

Mysterious, a trait unique among Orcs. Replies to everything with a short laugh, talking every now and again to point out something funny happening elsewhere. At all other times he speaks exclusively in third person.

Has a strange affiliation for windows.

OR DOES HE?

Coming from up North, he is understandably mean, sarcastic and addicted to beer.

Good friends with BAG, as they both hail from the same place. Usually found canoodling with any sort of blonde fan after a game.

Almost constantly drunk, BAG appears to talk gibberish around the clock. Only the closest of friends, like Basschimp, can understand what he says.

Wears a massive brimmed hat whenever he isnt playing, and likes to wrap all his food in a floury skin before dipping it into spicy sauce.

Weird, and also not very talkative, but likes to laugh at other peoples jokes.

His tribe were once slaughtered and hunted down by a larger tribe many years ago. Ever since that day, his tribe members remind everyone what atrocities were inflicted on them, looking for sympathy.

It doesnt work.

Has a strange love for details and an incredible memory for an Orc. Seems to record everything that is said or done, randomly blurting out phrases applying them to different situations. Sometimes with hilarious results.

Doesnt seem to do anything at all. Ever. Hes just omnipresent, and only ever moves to play in a match.