'El Rei'

Note to Pele: Stop getting BH early on in matches.

Distinguished himself in his first match by scoring the team's first ever touchdown and was cruelly robbed of a second because the opponent conceded.

Made a good start to his career, scoring 8 TDs in his first 8 games, a record as good as his namesake's.

Got my first ever ageing (on his 3rd damn roll) and lost MA on a +ST roll, exceedingly annoying since one of his advances was +MA.

'The Black Pearl'

'El Diego'

My first ever strength increase, now Cruyff can better play 'Total Bloodbowl'.

Despite several attempts, failed to make a single completion during his first match due to complete incompetence.

Check out the 'Fro man.

'The Galloping Major'

'The Little Bird'

The 'White Pele'

Scorer of 13 goals at a single world cup.

He says his aim in life is to be thrown by a teamate and land, something the former occupier of the number 13 spot never managed.

Update
He acheived his goal but was tripped while dodging to the end zone, he did manage to score later on in the game however.

Tripped going for it and SI himself in his first ever game.

"I vow to do something in my next game".

The 'Kaiser'

Also a moron who in his first game failed about 50% of his bonehead rolls but went on to do 5 casualties in 3 games.

After 6 games he's doing well, with 8 casualties, at least one a game.