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Pirate Marauders
The guy to be around, simple as that.
The right hook of the Captain, but since the Captain of the ship seems to get killed every other game, he is now the ball keeper and goal scorer of this ship, sometimes even handing off the ball to let the others taste victory.
Will hopefully avoid being fouled and killed in the next 100 encounters so I can get some money out of him.
Rumors have it that he eats whales and a kangerous, adopting strange behaviour after a landing in some far off island.
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We found her on an isolated island.
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Joan is the chef of the ship and no one ever cares about what he does as long as it tastes well enough. His favourite dish is low elf ears and lizardmen tail.
Recipee:
Two Low Elves
One Lizardman skink or kroxigor if one could be found or traded for
A lot of salt
Sugar
Potatoes, boiled
Every spice available
Dodge
Frenzy
Jump Up
Block
Tackle
Witch elves never stay too long anyway and Audrey knows that. Making her take life very seriously by not slacking around too long lying on the ground whining like the rest of the crew. And when she isn't playing she... *censored*....
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Being pirates the pirate marauders don't know anything about leadership so when Armando beats the crew in poker the night before a game the team do their best to win back their money the other way so they can try their luck again.
Panchi is the ships' drunkard, vomiting every now and then on opponent players. But sometimes he is too hung over to even get up for the game.
But!
After being sent off to a clinic for his alcohol problems, Panchi is back!
And this time he doesn't puke on opponent players, not yet that is.
Beto was meant to be a fouler, an occupation proudly carried on from generation to generation of fouls but after carrying on with Panchi for a while he lost taste in the true art of fouling and decided to break the tradition and become a true lineman instead.
Since practicing passes on a ship isn't a thing to do the Pirate Marauders' never fronted good throwers but skybreaker is the daughter of Elvira Sky, who knows? Maybe she can get over 30spp before the crew practice passing with her.
Pablo with his wooden leg sometimes accidently falls on people trying to avoid him, giving an image that he actually has diving tackle. In fact he is just trying to make friends, since no one on the ship likes him anyway for his brutal body and of course.. his wooden leg.
With his tall legs he trips people over, and when he isn't playing he is sometimes used as an extra sail for the ship. Something he never learned to appreciate.
Block
Dodge
Side Step
Strip Ball
A jealous psychotic who sometimes mistakes the ball for one of her children and tries to get it over. Skips occasional games when they collide with her therapy.
Graziella is a fantastic dodger, one of the best.