<div align="center" ><a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=104496>Midwinter</a></div>

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/~CircularLogic>CircularLogic's</a> Dark Elf team was a mighty 15-0 until they met their match against Eight Long Hours. They later won the Ulthuan Invitational.

My favorite quote from CircularLogic? "Play the ball or look like an idiot."

<div align="center" ><a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=82500>No Matter</a></div>

Coached by <a href=http://fumbbl.com/~EcLiPsE>EcLiPsE</a>, this was probably the most vicious and bloodthirsty team that I have played. At the time of our game they had 4 claws, two razor sharp claws, mighty blow's, multiple block...the works. Honestly, I look back at this match and I don't know what I was thinking. We somehow made it through (with a win, of course!) with no permanent damage, despite the 6 casualties and 8 KO's inflicted. I think I still had 3 on the field at the end of the game, contesting that last TD to the bitter end. Bravado would exceed wisdom quite frequently with the legendary Axiomatic.

<div align="center" ><a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=16056>Anger Management</a></div>

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Chappy>Chappy's</a> team was aptly named in this one, as they got the ref on turn one and proceeded to vent their frustration by fouling Axiomatic on every turn (with a professional, of course).
He racked up 5 casualties and numerous KO's while we focused our attention on the ball and took a 3-1 lead. He did courteously stop the fouling once the game was out of reach (turn 14 or so), which I much appreciated as my boys were hurting pretty badly by this time and our apoth was fresh out of bandages.
The irony was that <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1044020>Gorge Berzerkely</a> dished out some old school justice with a RIP on one of their blitzers that was so devastating that thier orcish apothecary could do nothing for it. Good old, Gorge. I miss that guy!

<div align="center" ><a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=47750>Sleeper in Metropolis</a></div>

I think everyone knows <a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Kenty>Kenty's</a> team, and just about everyone has played them. Keeping a team alive for so long is quite a challenge, and keeping a team undead for so long is even more so.
Congrats, Kenty! Axiomatic was proud to beat your team ;-)

<div align="center" ><a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=77580>Rumarzgi Assault</a></div>

There was <a href=http://fumbbl.com/~DropDeadFred>DropDeadFred</a> crying himself a puddle in the chatroom one day about how no one would ever play his ferocious Orc team. Axiomatic was almost always up for a challenge, so we took him on. Unfortunately DropDeadFred handed us some loaded dice in this one and we rolled up some mighty snakeyes and skulls. Ended in a 1-1 tie. BAH!

<div align="center" ><a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=45556>Disgruntled Evangelists</a></div>

Another of those cornerstone FUMBBL fixtures and one of my favorite teams, we played <a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Aequitas>Aequitas's</a> legendary team twice. Axiomatic played them at TR 290 or so in what turned out to be an intense 16 turn struggle and a great game ending 2-1 in our favor. On the other hand, Eight Long Hours put a 5-0 smackdown on these guys in the way that only woodelves can. Rumour has it that this was the game that turned them back to the dark side!
Whenever I get down after a particularly cruel turn of the dice, I think of Aequitas. We struggle on!

<div align="center" ><a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=96823>Garden Campers</a></div>

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Numba1>Numba1's</a> team of orcs was no match for Axiomatik. We ran circles around them and gave them a solid 3-1 drubbing. Numba1 must have remembered this treatment however, as his other orc team, <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=120877>Orcish</a> gave us such a beating that the team never really recovered. Lost that one 1-3. What goes around comes around, I suppose.
Bah!

<div align="center" ><a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=74696>Foulsmellling Critters</a></div>

Our first game against <a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Hank>Hank's</a> motley crew was in the waning days of Axiomatic. We suffered a virus and fielded 6 elves. I don't know how, but we did manage to make it close losing only 1-2. It must have had something to do with <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1070515>Arthur Sharpenedhorner</a>, the best player that I've ever had (and the only +ST player worth mentioning).
We later took our revenge with Eight Long Hours, beating them 2-1 in a very close match.

<div align="center" ><a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=176376>Da ' Ard Boyz</a></div>

There we were in irc chatting away merrily when someone types "bbteams tautology."

Smack was talked and Eight Long Hours headed out to settle it on the pitch. A 4-0 beatdown ensued.
Please send your contributions to the Victims of Elven Dice Rape fund, care of
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Dreadclaw>Dreadclaw</a>.
;-)