The sometimes maligned first-string quarterback of Cunnin Plans, Hans "Hands" Playmaka earned his often sardonic nickname by failing pick-ups, fumbling passes, throwing uncaught but otherwise perfect passes, and generally defying the odds.

Hans gained favor with the bloodthirsty crowd by killing a blitzing beastman, though some speculate his tenacity came from a strange feeling of 'protectin' tha hogskin' rather than pure orky smashin'.

Some commentators speculate that Hans may be able to control his bloodlust a bit better than most of his greenskinned cousins, however, and is evolving along with his teammates into a new breed - smarta, fasta, and not necessarily just a basha. Time will tell...