An apple a day keeps the touchdowns at bay.

At least that is the plan!

Hopefully going to develop a pair of something - what it is remains to be discovered...

The other players are a little suspicious of Banana, not wanting him anywhere behind them on the field of play. They actively encourage him to play with the opposition instead

Just what is the Plum job in this team?

Strawberry likes to see red - preferably other peoples red. Jam tart anyone?

Found under a bush, this young player has a lot of potential

Oranges are usually good for the skin - not this one, he's more interested in skinning!

One of the ruder team members, he will develop into something nasty

Always in touch with the game, no matter where he is. PB or shadowing?

Named after a fruit, or a small stuffed toy owned by my daughter - either way, he's not as soft as he looks!

The thinking mans Nurgle player, he's inscrutable and looking for something creative to do on the pitch that will lead his team to victory.

Wears the captains armband