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Da Happiness Patrol
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CandyMan
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Guard
"I am a Kandy Man of my word..."
Helen A
#2
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow
"I'm happy."
"I'm glad you're happy."
"I'm happy you're glad."
 
Joeseph C
#3
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Daisy K
#4
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Block
Stand Firm
Tackle
"You are obviously alien spies. Take them to the Waiting Zone."
 
Gilbert M
#5
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow
"You need me and I need me."
"You need you?"
"I need me!"
Priscilla P
#6
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
"There are no prisons on Terra Alpha! Dreary places!"
"Then we're free to leave?"
"Well, there are no prisons...but cross that line and you're a dead man."
 
Silas P
#7
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
"Here's my card."
"Silas P."
"Other side."
"Happiness Patrol undercover?"
Susan Q
#8
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
"You're suposed to sing something happy! Like songs about sunshine and furry animals!"
 
Harold V
#9
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
"It's a terrible joke. I would know."
"Why's that?"
"I wrote it."
Trevor Sigma
#11
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
"The rules clearly state that when the mechanics of an execution fail, the execution may not be repeated."
"The Rules!?!"
"Er...which go on further to state than an alternate method of execution may be substituted..."
 
Earl Sigma
#12
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
1
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
 
Skills
Guard
Side Step
"I'm gonna teach this planet the blues."
Marcus S
#13
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Kick
"Women get all the best assignments..."
 
Steven S
#14
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
"Women get all the best guns!"
Fondant surprise
#15
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
The Fondant Surprise is a sweet, tasty dessert that is responsible for purging Kill-Joys in order that Happiness Will Prevail.

Kill-Joys beware the Fondant Surprise!
 
Fifi
#16
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
"Danger! Fifi!"