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Da Happiness Patrol
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Guard
"I am a Kandy Man of my word..."
"I'm happy."
"I'm glad you're happy."
"I'm happy you're glad."
"You are obviously alien spies. Take them to the Waiting Zone."
"You need me and I need me."
"You need you?"
"I need me!"
"There are no prisons on Terra Alpha! Dreary places!"
"Then we're free to leave?"
"Well, there are no prisons...but cross that line and you're a dead man."
"Here's my card."
"Silas P."
"Other side."
"Happiness Patrol undercover?"
"You're suposed to sing something happy! Like songs about sunshine and furry animals!"
"It's a terrible joke. I would know."
"Why's that?"
"I wrote it."
"The rules clearly state that when the mechanics of an execution fail, the execution may not be repeated."
"The Rules!?!"
"Er...which go on further to state than an alternate method of execution may be substituted..."
"I'm gonna teach this planet the blues."
"Women get all the best assignments..."
"Women get all the best guns!"
The Fondant Surprise is a sweet, tasty dessert that is responsible for purging Kill-Joys in order that Happiness Will Prevail.
Kill-Joys beware the Fondant Surprise!