Public announcement states that famous Van Hellsink recommended talented Vulkan to replace <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2215918" TARGET="_top">Oz</A>. The truth of accepting Vulkan in a team may be that his sister is a real hottie, whose attention fellow salesmen are competing for.

He spent peaceful life on the countryside of Cologne until he had to change environment in fear of hunters. He claims that he had just minors incidents with local children and pregnant women in form of a dinner.

Doctor Frank Stein brought us two large boys for practical training. They are assumably brothers, because they look exactly the same.

Doctor forgot to tell their names and the boys don't talk much. Fellow salesmen named them after their provider, as <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2194996" TARGET="_top">Frank Stein</A> and Frank Stein Jr. Frank Stein faced an accident and the bolt on his thick neck got loosen and as a result his head fell off. Junior never realized the happened.

Junior's favorite hobby is standing still in dark corner.

Another salesman in practical training. Skinny doctor Mekyll offered himself for our service, but has never appeared in tight selling situations. His huge and not very attractive companion, Mr. Clyde, handles the serious business.

Fellow salesmen are wondering how come they have never seen those two at the same time. The wildest rumors tell that they two sides of the same person.

The clown of the team. She keeps the spirit up with clever tricks. Her bravuras are spin-the-head-around-while-body-stays-in-place, jumping with the bed while tied on it and devil voice imitation.

Presumably she joined the Salesmen in result of difficult family relationships. She mumbles and repeats to herself every now and then: "I hate father Perrin, I hate father Perrin..."

She also has a quite twisted fixation to crucifixes.

Graf is probably rich, because he owns a castle on countryside. Easy-going and social Graf wants to be called as Nosferatu, what ever that means.

The gent of The Salesmen. Appreciates intelligent discussion, classical music and good manners. He has delicate appetite for special meals. The ingredients tend to be very peculiar and sort of, uhm, humanly.

This portrait of Mason is very rare. He practically never removes his old-fashioned hockey mask. He is very silent type, but some say that he has seen a lot of world. One of the wildest rumors claim that he has been a space traveller too.

He was familiar with ex-salesman Eddy Klueger, before even joining the Shoesalesmen. They had some sort of quarrel with eachother.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2286627" alt="">Satano</a> was pushed back to well and the lid closed. Someone just forgot the rule considering prohibited videos section, probably in greed of obscene zombie porn, and therefore she is back in business.

One thing has changed: she insist pronouncing her name in spanish way nowadays. That's why Sadaho instead of old Satano.

Shoeselling tour at <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=187721" alt="">Less is Morgue</a> proved unprofitable afterwards. We made an exchange deal of two salesmen. We gave top notch wolf <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2223348" alt="">Bill Randall Jr.</a> and obtained mummy <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2176783" alt="">Buckminster Fuller</a>.

Regretably since changing firm Buckminster has regressed to a regular saleszombie. Hopes are high that he'll reach the old enthuasiasm some day. For now, only remainder of old days are his dirty sheet wraps.

Marcel Breuer has had a quite remarkable career. Not within the SPPs, more like in dying. He used to belong to a bunch called <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=187721" TARGET="_top">Less is Morgue</A> as a ghoul. He died couple of times and finally his third reincarnation ended up selling shoes after short persuasion by <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2215918" TARGET="_top">'Oz'</A>.

Mildewed used to serve woody elven team called <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=185183" TARGET="_top">Tangleweed</A>. He came to his senses on the moment he dodged out of the salesmen defense and fixed his foot on banana skin. After waking up he felt his head somehow weird, but selling shoes seemed all obvious and tempting.

Found selling shoes more tempting than being ordinary human lord and therefore switched sides during selling session with <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=189348" TARGET="_top">Grunburg Nobles</A>.