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Mountain Maniacs
Grotz scored the first touchdown for the Maniacs in a tremendous sprint. Immediately, greedy Grarmoth took action and started to sell very "special" tickets, allowing the owner to feast on Grotz´s corpse in the old manner of chaos dwarves to gain his swiftness and strength, should he ever die in a game.
Poor Grotz is noticing the growing impatience of those "special" fans with rising concern.
Figgy is one of the most talented kickers in the caves of the chaos dwarves, but his talent was discovered quite late. Being shy and very careful he always tried to avoid random torture by his masters for just getting noticed, even in a positive way.
He successfully managed to hide his kicking talents until head coach Beyond found him one night in the huge caverns, kicking the football up to the high ceiling, shooting down a bat with every kick.
The coach waited for Figgy to finish his meal, then congratulated him for being the team´s new star kicker and sent him to the chaos dwarves for some random torture.
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
+AG
Strip Ball
Together with his twin brother Romper, he forms the backbone of the Maniacs defense, guarding the backfield waiting for a gutter runner or an elven catcher to slip through the wall of mino, hobgoblins and chaos dwarves.
Much to the envy of his brother, Stomper "scored" the first kill in the Maniacs´ history when running over the Redlight Breeders´ Star Amazon Blitzer, twisting her neck by some 270 degrees, thus securing an otherwise unspectacular 2-0 victory.
Always eager to outstrip his not-so-successful brother, he lately killed the star thrower of the HeadSqueeze Legionairs (41SPPs), allowing the team to catch up by 2 TDs, although that wasn´t enough to win the game.
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
+AG
Together with his twin brother Stomper, he forms the backbone of the Maniacs defense, guarding the backfield waiting for a gutter runner or an elven catcher to slip through the wall of mino, hobgoblins and chaos dwarves.
Garmoth is the owner of the Mountain Maniacs, always searching for a new way to lay his hands on more gold.
However, much against his greedy nature, he spent half of his fortune not in the creation of his team, but in dozens of assassins, guards and explosion devices to keep coach Beyond from running away after a losing streak.
"The Dark Elves and Chaos Warriors weren´t able to catch him, but there will be no escape for anyone from my caverns. Never!" he often murmurs while sharpening his double-bladed axe.
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Frenzy
Horns
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Wild Animal
It´s a secret known to very few among the team members (and hopefully to no one else) that Bloodhorn´s role is quite a special one in the team. For a Minotaur, that is.
The truth is: No one has any control about Bloodhorn. He is alway led onto the field tied and blindfolded (by two other minotaurs who are actually much smarter - even to smart to play Blood Bowl) and then set loose..
The only reason for the fact that he injures much more players from the opposing team than from his own is that THEY try to guard or even block him.
Morgoth is the only Maniac who at least sometimes succeeds in convincing Grarmoth, the team´s leader and owner, of some strategic plan that Grarmoth didn´t create himself.
Wether or not this is because Morgoth being his cousin is not known, but he actually managed to persuade Grarmoth of not buying more than the two actual chaos dwarf players,
"To keep up a speed that almost every other CD team loses when they field so many slow blockers."
Of course it´s just a rumor that the only reason for this tactic is the traditional post-game poker session, where every player except for Morgoth gambles away his income, and that Hobgoblins are much worse poker players than dwarves of any kind.