In his first game as the replacement for Danny, he quivered a bt. Bit of nerves you might say. His predecessor stormed into the dressing room (albeit with a bit of a limp) and proceeded to lay into his successor, both verbally and physically. He was dragged off by the coach, for fear that his new replacement would end up as niggled as he was!

The second game was a different story. Scoring twice, and rightfully gaining the MVP award, Danny 2 was bought a beer (or six!) by the original, and given a thorough pat on the back...But Danny 2 didn't know this, drunk as he was, spun round and whalloped the fan who was glad to see a win for once. The fan was hospitalised, and Danny 2 gained a little notoriety as a brawler (+MB). The original Danny was most pleased at this outcome.

After 3 years in retirement, coach Seppuku awoke one morning and decided life without FUMBBL was no life at all. It took him weeks of scowering the bars of the land, but eventually, one fine evening, the green herd took to the field once more. And a right f*kin shambles they were, noble coach <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=14660">G_Force</a> laying the smackdown with stuns aplenty, and a shocking pass-block manoevre & turnover. Danny2 was still lagered up, and didn't even need blocking to fall over on his arse. But, in a scene reminiscent of that Pikey that Brad Pitt played, he got of his fat green arse, mistook a shock of blond hair for Jon Bon Jovi, and smacked the fecker so hard his momma felt in in the 94th row. Maybe what brought him out of his alcoholic fog was the stench from the opposite teams bench. Does anyone else think <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=14660">G_Force</a> smells faintly of wee & biscuits?

Sadly, the Bon Jovi 'tard turned out to be Baby Spice. Yes, the Spice Girls are without their most fanciable bint <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4638200">Emma</a>, and we all mourn her untimely death. And somebody buy him a bloody Apo!