Sometimes too confident for his own good. And who can blame him? Satsobek has been with us from the start, causing a casualty every second match, not counting knockouts. A cornerstone of the Guardian defense and offense both, keeping lesser creatures on the ground where they belong.

In his free time, Satsobek finds joy in painting landscapes, and the soothing music of J.S. Bach.

Pedibastet has gone relatively unnoticed by the critics, but the fans know a winner when they see him. He is content to let the others take the limelight, so long as there is always another opponent to grind into a fine paste.

In his free time, Pedibastet enjoys cooking and is a master in the ancient paper-folding art of origami.

Hired to replace dearly missed Ptahhotep, who returned to his tomb all too early after hugging a goblin fanatic, Tut-Ankh-Rammstein has nonetheless shown himself an able steamroller. The team is confident that in time, he will turn into a whirling dervish of destruction, taunting the gods themselves with his unholy strength.

Tut-Ankh-Rammstein is currently working towards attaining his MSCE and stresses that he is presently single.

The current star of the team, with an impressive 8 casualties in his 12 first matches. Many have dared to stand before him, and it us rumored that one of the up-and-coming skeletons in the Guardian formation was in fact one such person before.

Aset likes long walks on the beach and intellectual women with a sense of humor.