Ever since being a young man, Williams wanted to be a Blood Bowl star. But alas, everyone told young Williams he was too tall and cumbersome. Surely, big and strong players are very important in BB; Williams, much to his distress, was tall but very wiry and not muscular by the slightest. He always could run, though, but it wasn't good enough for him to be recruited as a player.

Leaving his home village for the city of Arghburg at the young and tender age of 37, Williams was soon involved in dealing underground centaur steroids in the city. One fateful day the young man decided to end his suffering and took an overload of his entire stash.

It seems Williams's body chemistry had a special response to them, and instead of him dying, his muscles grew, but he could still run just as fast as before.

Much to his surprise, he was soon hired by Arghburg Murderers' manager L.H. Losersson.

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Newsflash! The roids this retard has been taking all his life, have finally shown their true and evil face! Nowadays Williams only runs twice as fast as normal people, and gets paid only 2345 times as much for scratching his ass!

So remember kids! - Winners don't use drugs! - William S. Sessions - FBI Director! - Game Over !

The Murderers' best player by far, Cooper is constantly asked by more successful teams to play for them. He has so far disagreed, feeling loyalty to his hometown, even if their Blood Bowl representatives aren't the greatest. Cooper's superiority, compared to the rest of the Murderers' lineup is such that he, although hired as a thrower, can outrun all of the linemen and regularly even outscores them as well.

Secretly, however, Cooper has started to feel that his talents are wasted in the Murderers. He can throw great passes, even far from the back field, but they are rarely caught. This is not Cooper's fault, however...

aka 'The Minotaur Killer'