My most obscene ex-lovers
Big Guy
Foul Appearance
Infect
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Tentacles
Block
Pro
Tero knows he is in danger. Not that he is very smart, of course, but after I told him for the third time (with the aid of drawings and other stuff, all must be said) that I was doing all in my hands to get him killed, he seemed to catch the idea... and then catched another beer.
Anyway, he is taking some actions in order to protect his pathetic life. He already learned to block and is trying to get more skills so he can take down as many living beings as possible before before they finally crush him. Update: Oh no! Now he is starting to like this! He is telling everybody that after 9 games he is like a real pro! No! Better than a real pro! Much better! This is so disheartening :-(
Also, he is gathering the worst scum around him so there are multiple targets instead of only one: him. His evilness infected a human lineman not long ago, turning him into a slimy (and stuttering) rotter.
How long will the wicked Tero "Perkele" Kokko survive his deserved fate? We shall see.
Huge Photocopy has a goal in this world: to be the most useless player ever. So far, 0 ssps in 13 games.
He is succeding.
Update: Aaaaaaaaargh!!!! Huge Photocopy got the MVP in his 14th game! His goal's life, ruined!!!
Oh well, I guess he is ready to die then now. One thing is for sure, nobody will miss him.
Foul Appearance
Regenerate
Block
Claw
Mighty Blow
His name says it all, really. If you are a goblin (or look like a gobbo) run for your life... or have an open mind.
Foul Appearance
Regenerate
Block
Foul Appearance
Regenerate
Block
Axel joined the team after his first and only game with the Old World team Alianza. Tero hugged him so tightly that he refused to return with his own team and joined ours instead!