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Scourge of Noux
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Umber Beast of the Forest
#1
Beast
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
28
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Big Guy
Foul Appearance
Infect
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Tentacles
Guard
This Beast was found wandering in forest of Noux near the lake Cauldron by band of beastmen. After the beastmen had noticed it to be friendly towards them they coaxed it back to their camp where they fed it. It stayed with the band and is now following them around where ever they go.

Umber recruited Kiron from Korhedron's Fanatics. That was the game it learned how to make an impact, inflicting 1 Broken Neck and 1 R.I.P.

At the beginning of a game vs. Stouts Umber was standing in place for a long time. It became obvious that it was sleeping after a dwarf blocked Umbar down. This enraged the slumbering beast and it tried to do much but mostly failing. For the valiant (hmm... a valiant beast) effort fans demanded that it be appointed as teams Most Valuable Player.

Taking this in to it's smallish brain, Umber tries to help it's friends more from now on.
Gorimbar Blacktusk
#2
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
8
B
17
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Big Hand
Gorimbar Blacktusk has always had large hands. In a match versus Mr BIG and the Funny Fellows near the end the ball was dropped in to the crowd who started to bounce it back and forth. After a while watching this bouncing ball something came over Gorimbar. His hands started to shake and he got bad urge for the ball. When it finally flew out to the court, Gorimbar's hands were grown to be bigger than frying pans. He watched the ball to come flying his way and with he's new and huge hands he grapped the ball and ran. This was his first touchdown.
 
Brudarin Gorehorn
#3
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
55
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Block
Argos Plaquehoove
#4
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
14
B
14
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
 
Proxar Elfbane
#5
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
115
B
10
P
9
F
0
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
n
Skills
Horns
+AG
Celebrated his first TD in the game versus Arrakis All-Stars by eating a whole woodelf gaining a bit of it's agility. Unfortunately he forgot to take of the elves clothing. Now he gets sometimes rather bad stomach aches from the undigestible elven accessories...
Tyranzo Maneater
#6
Beastman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
12
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
-av
Skills
Horns
+MA
When Keepers of the Flames' Bull of Pride kicked Tyranzo on the head he lost most of his horns and some chips from the skull. His head isn't that durable anymore but on the other hand it doesn't weigh him down either. Now he is the tallest and the fastest of team. And kinda proud of it too. (Others think the pride came with something knocked loose in Tyranzo's head...) Well, fans liked that kick so much that they awarded Tyranzo an MVP for it.

Now the team has to endure a constant "I am the greatest" chant in the locker room.
 
Raxir Redeye
#7
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
1
B
13
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Oivar Lothander
#8
Beastman
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
-ma, -ag, -ma
Skills
Horns
Block
Oivar scored a TD in first half in a game versus Nurgle's Curse which was then retaliated. His hip got broken when he was pushed to the crowd by #12 Hoof. When hospitalized he had nothing else to do but eat. He grew in size remarkably fast. When he got out of the hospital he was fat and slow but could now use his new weight to his advantage.

This advantage proved to be a hindrace when he was blocked and smashed his hip again. He is starting to grow larger and larger without the benefit of getting stronger.
 
Wixar Veinseeker
#9
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
5
B
41
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
3
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Block
Lozar Doomheart
#10
Beastman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
5
B
19
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Horns
Block
 
Coroxin Barkbiter
#11
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
13
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Bosch Blackmoon
#12
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
17
B
15
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
 
Buford "Mad-Dog" Tannen
#16
Rotter
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
34
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Foul Appearance
Regenerate
This blobbering idiot was found roaming the streets after the game vs. Nurgle's Curse. It seems it was raised by the overwhelming presence of Nurgle.