This kid's certainly read the Stunty rules section: new-fangled Saurus-based blitzing offensive breaks down; simple hand-off to this little guy, who races through the opposition line (three dodges, two go for its) to effortlessly score.

Made a great start to his career with 4 TDs in his first match. Oddly, his coach has no memory of deliberately picking him out for scoring duties: it must just be his distinctive crest that gets him noticed by his team-mates.

His second game also impressive: took down a dwarf runner (who had block) in a three dice against block; and cas'd him! However, the dwarves apo'd, and the team couldn't capitalise ... This bright spark is sure to burn out fast ...

Another unexpected casualty caused, the one highlight in a miserable performance. At present this little guy is the top blocker on the team (useless Saurus ...).

Despite great performances, Tezozomor knows he may be on the brink of retirement: for pure team logistics reasons. Tezozomor hopes for the blessing of Nuffle on his next skill roll …

Our little crippled hero and current team mascot - keep grabbing those Wardancers' shoelaces, kid.