General all round hard man and crazy martial arts expert chuck norris, he cant be beat, and some suspect he WAS jesus!

Fresh out of filming Rocky XVIII, Sly was eager to get back to beating ways, and its clear to see hes not lost his touch. Stallone kicks ass

Slaying Vamps is all in a days work for this guy, Wesley snipes is king o' the vampire killing stakes(cunningpun_sv1)

The Muscles from Brussels (a somewhat camp alterego type name if ever i heard one) took to playing bloodbowl quite nicely, and, in fine tradition, the high kicking one gained +ag.
Those bombs never miss!

Well, apart from getting niggled at every available opportunity, The Cooler King sits about, smoking, drinking, looking cool and freeloading off other peoples escape attempts.
Not impressed...

Apart from starring in dodgy war films, Mr Willis does a good line in sprinting and diving to tackle folk. EDIT Special Offer on sidestepping now available too!

Jackie 'quickerthantheeyecansee' Chan (well in gnome terms anyhow) is rapidly developing a reputation as being most likely to score without ever actually doing so.
Still, he speaks cantonese and does his own stunts, thats just plain cool folks.
Jackies strength knows no bounds, in time it is hoped he will learn to block and become a complete warrior of the people...

All the way from Mother Russia, Red Scorpion is here to blow up helicopters, throw grenades, and beat up Sly, and he means business, Soviet Style!

Having diving tackle and guard, Keanu 'Neo' Reeves makes the rest of the team look useless and is most likely to die in a horrible unfortunate way...
Some talk of destiny was quickly replaced with "shut up and tackle" by the rest of the gang

Fights baddies in the dark with cool shades

As one of the younger LastActionHeroes Jet Li has a lot of potential and is regarded by most as the young protege of the group, only aquiring Diving Tackle thusfar, big things are expected of the little guy

Frequently masquerades as a cook before using microwaves to annihilate everyone within 50 yards, Seagal is a dangerous opponent, but as yet hasnt proven his worth fully, only time will tell.
Fitting then he should play with explosives, he couldnt throw microwaves, but this was the next best thing.

Sporting a lethal haircut and a Jaffa beating attitude, Richard Dean Anderson is the swiss army knife of the team, well versed in sneaky combat techniques, he can make anything into a lethal weapon... he is however getting on in years.

Hollywood badman and generally appaling actor, Christian Slater is reckoned as being one of the more dangerous on the LAH team. His fiery temper and Eat Team Mate ability means that the anger is often directed fatally at his teammates.