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Kermit the Frog
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Skills
FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Hi ho!" "Yaaay!" and "Sheesh!"

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"How Green Was My Mother"

LAST BOOK READ:
"Surfin' the Webfoot: A Frog's Guide to the Internet"

HOBBIES:
Sitting in the swamp playing banjo.

QUOTE:
"Hmm, my banjo is wet."
The Swedish Chef
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FAVORITE EXPRESSION:
"Børk! Børk! Børk!"

HOBBIES:
Køokin' der yummee-yummers

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"Wild Strawberries...and Creme"

LAST BOOK READ:
"Der Swedish Chef Köokin' Boøkin'"

QUOTE:
"Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der børk-børk yubetcha!"
 
Floyd Pepper
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Skills
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Playing bass, Getting down, Taking care of business.

FAVORITE ARTIST:
Inna Gadda Da Vinci

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"Rebel Without A Clue"

QUOTE:
"Can you dig it? I knew you could."

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
A gig.
Gonzo
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Skills
ALSO KNOWN AS:
The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird

SPECIES:
Whatever

HOBBIES:
Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while balancing a piano on his nose, backwards, five times fast.

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"From Here to Eternity...with no brakes."

FAVORITE TV SHOW:
"Touched By An Anvil"

QUOTE:
"No parachute? Wow! This is so cool!"
 
Animal
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Skills
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Drums, Women, Food.

HOBBIES:
Drums, Women, Food.

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Louder!", "Food now!" and "Want Woman!"

LAST BOOK EATEN:
"The Musicians' Guide to Drums, Women & Food"

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
An appetite.
Fozzie Bear
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Skills
Block
FAVORITE EXPRESSION:
"Wocka! Wocka!"

FAVORITE AUTHOR:
Gags Beasley, comedy writer

HOBBIES:
Telling jokes, dodging tomatoes

QUOTE:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
His joybuzzer, his whoopee cushion and Clyde, the rubber chicken.
 
Bobo the Bear
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Block
HOBBIES:
Watching TV, Ordering take-out, Eating.

LAST BOOK READ:
"Women Who Run With Bears...and Where to Meet Them"

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"A Streetcar Named Dessert"

QUOTE:
"You gonna finish that pie?"

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
A very good reason.
Beaker
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Skills
Dodge
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Scientific assistant, Victim

LAST BOOK READ:
"1001 Meeps to a Bigger Vocabulary"

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"Run Silent, Run Meep"

QUOTE:
"Meep! Meep! Meep!"

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
Medical Coverage
 
Robin the Frog
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Skills
Dodge
HOBBIES:
Frog Scouting, Singing, Fly Fishing

ROLE MODEL:
His Uncle Kermit

FAVORITE FOOD:
A veggie burger and a large order of flies.

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"Robin Hood: Prince of Frogs"

FAVORITE MUSIC GROUPS:
Green Day and Toad The Wet Sprocket

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
Looking both ways.
Rizzo the Rat
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Skills
Dodge
SPECIES:
Rodentia Digesta Lotta Grub

HOMETOWN:
Brooklyn, USA

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"Rat On A Hot Tin Roof"

FAVORITE SONG:
"The Pest Is Yet To Come"

FAVORITE FOOD:
You got it, I'll eat it.

HOBBIES:
See "Favorite Food".

QUOTE:
"When do we eat?"
 
Sweetums
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Skills
Big Guy
Frenzy
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Wild Animal
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Really big dance steps.

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"Big"

QUOTE:
"Wait for me!"

LAST BOOK READ:
"Taming Your Outer Beast"

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
Robin the Frog