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Junior SayOw
#1
Blitzer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4
AV
9
R
24
B
76
P
1
F
1
G
23
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
+AG
Guard
Original Member of team, has undergone several medical procedures to keep him on the team.

In his 25th game, he suffered a niggling injury. An experimental medical procedure to repair the damage was tried. It worked, but affected his memory. Thus he had to start training over.
Junior version 1 (25G,4Td,6Cs,24Spp, Mighty Blow, Kick--what was I thinking)

He played for 61 games before being killed by the crowd while he was patiently waiting in the EZ for a pass that never came during the 1st half of the XFL VI Dwarven final.
Doctors could do nothing for him, so a Necromancer was brought in to try and raise him from the dead. Again, the procedure worked and left him without any memory of the last 61 games!
Junior version 2 (61G,7Cp,12Td,1In,25Cs,5Mvp,120Spp, Guard,Mighty Blow, Tackle, Pro, +AG)
Terminator
#2
Blitzer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
17
P
0
F
1
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
Terminator Tim's replacement just goes by the name Terminator--no one knows where he is from or what his real name is, as he doesn't talk much at all--even when drunk. Perhaps he can live up to some of the positions past glories...perhaps not.

Previous Blitzer #2's

1st was Tim the Terminator who lasted 33 games before dying on the pitch. He was fast (MA6) and hit hard (Mighty Blow) even vs agile players (Tackle).
6Td, 1In, 8Cs, 1Mvp, 41 Spp

His replacement changed his name and nickname in honor of Tim's accomplishments, but Tim the Terminator version 2 only managed to complete 1 pass in 6 games before dying

Another Dwarf stepped up to take his place, and again, took on the name and nickname of his predecessors. Tim the Terminator managed to survive 50 games, playing through niggling injuries (the medical staff was not inclined to try to cure it like they had semi-successfully done for Junior) for 50 games before dying. Like the orignal Tim, this third incarnation was fast (ma6) and hit hard (mighty blow). He even learned how to help his team-mates (guard) and to pick up the ball more reliably (sure hands). 3Cp,6Td,14Cs,4Mvp, 69Spp.

For the 4th incarnation, the new dwarf decided to differentiate himself somewhat...by calling himself Terminator Tim. e did well for 14 games, getting 1 each of INT, TD, and mvp along with 6 casualties before dying in the 2nd half of the FUMBBL Cup XIV round 2 loss to the orc team Squighorn Dreadheadz. he was a hard hitting dwarf, with Mighty Blow and Piling on
 
Bam Bam
#4
Troll Slayer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
185
P
0
F
0
G
25
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
8
Td
0
Mvp
5
GPP
41
XPP
0
SPP
41
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
Juggernaut
Jump Up
Mighty Blow
We don't know a lot about Bam Bam, as he doesn't speak at all. He does look much like two of the Techies older players, both of whom had the Bam Bam nick name. They were

Bam Bam Morris This old slayer only lasted two games before wondering off to find some real combat (or something)

and his son, Bam Bam, Jr Who, despite his age, is the leading blocker in KAMU history. He didn't get around well and between games he used crutches just to get around. Something finally snapped (even further) and he followed his dad (was he looking for him, or what, we don't know)
Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Guard, Multiple Bloc and pro, with 1Td, 34Cs, and 7Mvp (106 spp) in 76 games played, he was one of the most durable Techies that isn't a blocker.
Flash
#5
Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
314
B
46
P
43
F
0
G
25
Cp
19
In
0
Cs
0
Td
6
Mvp
2
GPP
47
XPP
0
SPP
47
Injuries
 
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
Block
Kick-Off Return
Pass
Flash is really just a nickname for the fastest young dwarf we can find to play for the Techies. They are all trying to live up to the accomplishments of the Original Flash, who completed 32 passes in 45 games before retiring due to multiple Knee injuries. They have thus far, failed to even come close.
Well, except for being an injury magnet.

Flash 32Cp,11Td,4Cs,3Mvp, 45G -2ma, 2niggle retired Leading KAMU passer, +MA,Pass,+AG,Accurate

Flash Thompson 1 Cp,1Td,1In,1Mvp, 2G Block, Niggle, Retired. got a Cp,Td and int in 1st game.

Flash 1Cp,-St, 4G, retired

Flash 7Cp,5Td,1In,16G Block,pass, Niggle, retired

Flash Thompson 2Cp,1Td 6G Dead
 
Larry Long Legs
#6
Runner
MA
6
ST
2
AG
4
AV
8
R
82
B
8
P
1
F
0
G
61
Cp
21
In
0
Cs
3
Td
41
Mvp
4
GPP
170
XPP
0
SPP
170
Injuries
-st, n
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
+AG
Block
Catch
Dauntless
Dodge
Tackle
12/3/04 was a sad day for the students of KAMU, as the best player in KAMU history inexplicably walked away from the game today in disgust. The team had been playing very badly of late, and he just couldn't handle it anymore. Yes, Larry Long Legs has retired from the team.

At the time of retirement, he was:

#3 all time in Dwarven SPP's at 157 (in 54 games), just 18 spps from becoming only the 2nd dwarven legend ever

#2 all time Dwarven Scorer at 37 TD's (tied with Jiolk), only 11 TD's from the top dwarf, Kalde Skald.

In the almost 11 years since his retirement, many have surpassed this accomplishment.

Feeling increasingly dissatisfied with retired life, and seeing how none of his replacements had been able to fill his shoes, Larry comes out of retirement on 9/10/15, replacing his Nephew, Nelson Longlegs.

Will he be able to help the team out? or will his 10+ years away from the pitch hurt him? Fans are waiting to see.

1st game back vs Pact of Fire in the 1st round of FUMBBL Cup XIV, leading the Techies to a 2-1 victory!

in the 54 games before retirement, his stats were: 20cp, 37TD, 3 Cs, 4MVP. Note that his Rushing, blocks, passes and foul stats will not be accurate, as he played most (if not all) of his pre-retirement games before those stats were implemented.


Previous players at this position:

Larry Long Legs His 1st stint with the team ended in retirement, but he came bak (un-retired)

Larry Long Legs, Jr Was not living up to his Dad's accomplishments and the fans grew increasingly fed up with him. Their frustations eventually lead to him being beat up and killed by an angry mob of fans.
6Cp, 2Td, 2Mvp, 11 G, dead

Larry 2cp, 4 games, dead. We hired him just because his name was Larry. This was not a good reason to hire any player!

Nelson Longlegs is the nephew of KAMU great Larry Long Legs. He is trying to fill the big shoes of his Uncle. Niggled in Game 99 (his game 17) while trying to GFI. apothecary left me with Niggle or Niggle choice. Nelson retired when Larry decided to come out of retirement as no one really could fill his shoes.
FredRock
#7
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
13
P
0
F
2
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
 
Mitch
#8
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
25
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Clyde
#9
Blocker
MA
3
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
95
P
0
F
2
G
34
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
6
GPP
36
XPP
0
SPP
36
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Mighty Blow
Side Step
"The Dancer" has brought his dance moves to the Bloodbowl Pitch. (side step)
 
Garfield IV
#10
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
139
P
0
F
0
G
35
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
0
Mvp
5
GPP
43
XPP
0
SPP
43
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Grab
Guard
Mighty Blow
Johnathan
#12
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
128
P
0
F
1
G
26
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
12
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Dauntless
Guard
Mighty Blow
killed a legend Zed "No regen with my boots on your neck" of Love me Love my dog on the last turn of OT of our Warpstone Open XI Qualifier IV game 1 win

(yeah, he is a halfing, but he was a legend!)
 
Solvarn XFL
#13
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
72
P
0
F
0
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Dear John
#15
Deathroller
MA
4
ST
7
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
45
P
0
F
10
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Break Tackle
Dirty Player
Juggernaut
Loner
Mighty Blow
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Stand Firm
Guard
 
John Deer
#16
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
51
P
0
F
1
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Management was fooled, they thought they were hiring a Death Roller, but got a blocker instead!