After consistently sinking the boat due to his huge bulk, and accidently knocking several of his fellow shipmates overboard, Ships Biscuit allready has many fatalities to his name.

As possibly the most stupid of the orc clan, what can he possibly add to the boyz attempt at winning the Seven Seas Cup? Well, his stupidity means that he will crush, kill and destroy anything that Cptn. Bidseye wills him to (and many things that he doesnt).

There is no question at all amoungst the other boyz that he wont be a star player for the team, but he provides the largers oppotunity for sacrifice to the Owl and the Pussycat. If only he can quell his insufferable hunger for the local goblin delicassie he may even be able to assist in the scoring of a few touchdowns.

At the age of 6 months Barry had held and caused his first casualty with his blunderbuss. To the horror of his green skinned parents it was Barry's leg that took the full brunt of the impact. After hopping around for the next few years of his life he had manages to rummage together enough spare parts to build himself his much deserved new leg.

With a shopping trolly, a few old cans of beans and a length of intestine he had managed to pull from the pet dog, he managed to fashion his leg. Barry is by no means a technological genious, but he became a great seaworthy fellow as his leg enabled him to scoop water out of the hull quite efficiently.

Calamity Cannon boi is as his name suggests. He earned his name by his true orcish actions when he drunkenly fired his cannon as a fellow boi was waist deep in the barrel loading it. The boi, doubtless perished in the act, but in doing so managed to blow a huge hole in the side of the pea green boat.

Cptn Bidseye was undoubtably a touch peeved by this act of stupidity and ordered Calamity Cannon boi to plug the hole. And so, Calamity Cannon boi spent the rest of the journey with his arse plugging the hole. It was so numb and withered by the time a shark took a bite that he didnt even notice the injury.

It wasnt untill they landed upon bloodbowl island that he could be patched up and a new (metal) arse be installed. And so, gone are the days when Calamity Cannon boi weilded a cannon, now he is the purfect blocker with his steel butt.

Frigging Rigging was an expert at abducting and raping the small goblins on the boat. The raving homosexual onboard, he would take them into the rigging, and there display an act of imense balance. The poor gobbo was useless by the end, and so was quite often left for the sharks.

The most nasty of all the boyz in the team, no butt goes un noticed by Frigging. Although at least now his team mates get a break, as he has turned his attention to the other teams of the Seven Seas Cup.

The anchorman on board the pea green boat, but he was left stangely jobless after an incident on board. The only evidence left appeared to be the mass of empty bottles and a large hole in the hull. Arnie decided with a few of his pals onboard to have a game of toss the anchor.

Unfortunatly the poor orc catching the anchor, as arnie tossed it to him, underestimated the integrity of the pea green hull and dissapeared down to the bottom of the ocean still clutching the anchor. If the sharks didnt get him the compression surely would have as he plunged down into the darkness.

Arnies strong arms helped him to last the journey, so he can bash some enemies in the Cup.

Chef was possibly the worst cook on the ship, but unfortunatly for the other shipmates who exceeded his skills, chefs main dish was..... other chefs. As a result he was left the only chef on board by the time they arrived at blood bowl island.

Once his main ingredient had dried up he turned his cullinary skills to the art of cooking 'reprocessed' food, which he collected from the latreens on a daily basis. With a special recipe and a sprinkle of his own pubic suprise it was a hit with his fellow shipmates (mainly because they didnt want to end up as his next project). And so Chef became a Shite Conesseur, and still gives the lads their strength for their next matches.

An expert from birth at throwing his toys out of the pram, Squiggle my Niggle was bred to be a chuckka.