He's a big guy. A really big guy. Keeps a steady supply of Fritos and Zingers at his side at all times. If he's not playing, he's eating.

The dude from Velvet Underground. Yeah, we really got him to play for the team. We hang out all the time and I just asked him one day, and he agreed.

He doesn't strike down his foe with brute strenght, but by swearing at them alot. This usually causes confusion and boredom in his prey, but has been known to cause death more than once in the past.

As stoners go, he's the most vicious of them all. He does listen to death metal music, so he might seem hardcore but he doesn't really move too fast anymore.

The guy that always wears sunglasses. He claims that his "red eyes" can kill a man just by looking at them. But come on, that's just stupid. The team makes fun of him behind his back for this.

The natural leader(or at least as stoners go). Once he was dared to eat 50 burgers from White Castle after a night of a four bowl rotation. He missed 4 games.

The eldest member of the team. Has a bad habit of going on and on about how he remembers how they used to smoke way better stuff back in his day. Prefers to smoke a tightly wrapped joint in "Ye Olde Zig Zags".