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Orcs Toast 3
Sweet Sue works in a sweet-shop in the village of Bad(gr)ass.
She went to a game once between Orkland Raiders and Reikland Reavers. She got so interested about one of the Raiders players, and when he got seriously tackled by a Reavers player - she swore revenge on humans and joined the nearest "lets-kill-some-humies" thing - the local feamle Blood Bowl team.
Pass
Sure Hands
Block
Safe Throw
Pasa Loco is the aggricultural addition to the team.
She was assigned the position of thrower, based on her excellent handling of pumpkins, melons and oranges during harvesttime on her farm.
Our talentscout spotted her in her field one day,
and decided to check her out.
She found him annoying the way he kept staring at her with his binoculars and kept smiling at her. So she made a 75 yard
"head-pop-pass" with a melon (which knocked him out cold).
When he came around and told her who he was, she was so embarassed - she said if there was anything she could do for
him she would.
And so he pulled out a 3 year contract....
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Block
Piling On
Big Sue was hired to play defence. Big and ugly,
we hoped she would scare away any opponents,
and here is how she has acted so far:
<b>Orcs Toasts vs. Hohenburg Chevaliers 1-0</b>
The word "spectator" springs to mind. Not many sanityrolls passed
and still a bit scared of really kicking a**. Some knock-downs and a
joint effort of fouling , but we hope she will learn..
<b>Orcs Toasts vs. Damage Deluxe 2-2</b>
Big Sue was a bit more interested in the game today. Perhaps
it was due to a big-boned hunk on the other team. We dont know,
but something "Zidan-esque" happened out there, and the ogre
<b>Zwarak "One-Eye"</b> ended up upside-down in the dugout.
The lady sure has temper....