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Funbbl Crew
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Block
Multiple Block
Pass
Pro
Wielder of the Halibut of Doom! 'Ware the Halibut.
---- Casualty History: 20 ----
- Inflicted on opponent: 17 -
- Inflicted on self via failed block: 1 -
- Inflicted by failed TTM: 1 -
- Inflicted by eating a team-mate: 1 -
May you rest in peace, after passing through Cusi's system:
-- Asperon --
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+ST
Diving Tackle
Side Step
InkRose showed intricate knowledge of the game of bloodbowl by sustaining a serious injury in the first match he played.
Following this, InkRose decided he had had enough of being picked on and started to spend his hours in the gym, pulling weights alongside <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256750">EvolveToAnarchism</a> and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=258321">Miyuso</a>.
After many weeks of training, InkRose gave up and started using steroids like the rest, which somehow made his muscles bulge...
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Shadowing
Tackle
You'd better run, or this guy will slap you around with a huge photocopy of his ass.
On second thoughts, he'll just chase you.
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Shadowing
Tackle
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
He's a machine.
Seriously.
The newest Black Orc on the team is also the most enthusiastic, always wanting to pit himself against foes much larger than himself. He wants to be the hero, and thankfully his team-mates have been able to stop him from doing too many stupid things or they'd have lost a lot more often.
Has been suspected of dating an elf, especially after he threw a perfect pass on his very first attempt. Bit of a wimp, really.
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Nerves of Steel
Safe Throw
Strong Arm
The most consistently performing player of the Crew. Unglamourous, he always plays, and always does well - but trust the other players to screw up all of his hard work.
Pass
Sure Hands
Dirty Player
Sinner is insanely jealous of Mnemon, who is always getting the glory for 'bein' der best orc throwa dere evah wuz'. This has made him extremely vindictive, and he takes petty revenge on the Crew's opponents.
---- Foul History: ----
-- KO: 0 --
-- BH: 1 --
-- SI: 0 --
-- RIP: 0 --
-- Send-Offs: 1 --
-- Total Cas: 1 --
Bendrig was the Funbbl Crew's biggest fan, turning up for every match and travelling far abroad. In the end, the coach thought he might as well employ the good lad, useless though he'd be on the pitch, and as he's too ugly to be a cheerleader, here he is.
Rumours of indecent proposals to the Funbbl Crew head coach are greatly exaggerated.