Elfs is Yummee fur dinnur
First player to get a skill on the team, and with it an aging niggle. Nice.
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Catch
At least 1 td from a TTM, the one I recall being in H2T8 vs Vanguard Legion XI, when the troll managed to not be stupid for a turn and move 3 paces, pluck the gobbo up from the inpentrable wall/tz all around him, and chuck him in a free section of pitch, land and run the ball home. Blink and you missed it.
A tragedy. 3 games, first skill, + Strength and an aging niggle. Goddamn it.