Peanut is the Groundskeeper at Cloudy Acres. Not all there upstairs but can mow a lawn faster than a wood elf on a sideline blitz.

As a grim momento he wears the preserved dried spleens of his Rivals around his neck. Having torn over 30 spleens from rivals (and they are just people who beat him in friday night bingo), it makes an impressive sight and an even more frightening noise as he shuffles toward you relentlessly. Hoping to add to his collection he is a natural for the position of #1 Blitzer for the scumbags.

So named because of the Fluffy Bunny slippers he wears constantly, Even as he is stomping on your face in the middle of a match.

One of the Twins, who are Bouncers/ Doormen at the Cloudy Acres Nursing Home. As the old saying goes dont get caught between the Rock and a Hardplace. Being the oldest he demands top billing and besides Hardplace and Rock just didn't sound right on the invitations.

Youngest the Twins, who are Bouncers/ Doormen at the Cloudy Acres Nursing Home, by 3 minutes. As the old saying goes dont get caught between the Rock and a Hardplace. and especially don't point out that he will never be as old as his brother.

After having gnawed 3 of his own fingers off in the famine of '52, Fumblefingers as he was to become affectionately known took up a career as a bowling instructor. Only after losing his temper and bowling Overarm was he spotted and recruited by the wiley Marcus Remilion. Who immediately convinced his children, for a Considerable fee, to help daddy retire and place him in the wonderful Cloudy acres.

One of the physiotherapists at Cloudy Acres. He was a natural choice as lineman/cannon fodder because of all the seathing hatred in the place nobody is disliked more than the physio who makes you get up at 6am for a little walky.

Another physio Destined to become the bistro's Thursday night "Chicken Suprise."

Constantly watching his own back the 3rd member of the "PHYSIO" team from Cloudy Acres. He manages to run forward well on the pitch due to the slavering senile killing machines that are behind him all the time at the Snap.

The newest and most respected of the Physio foursome is known for giving it as well as he can take it. Known as Cloudy Acres resident dental technician due to his uncanny ability to knock troublesome teeth from Folks mouths when they arent looking.

The waterboy came to prominence one day when Grandpa liverslicer accused him of stealing his Milk and cookies at afternoon tea. In a chase that lasted 20 minutes Ol' grandpa never layed a hand on the young goblin who eventually made it to the relative safety of the Tool Shed. The subsequent hurling of the waterboy by Peanut and his miraculous landing caught The coaches eye and ever since he has been a part of the team. Supplying not only refreshment but entertainment to belagured players.

After the waterboy's sucess the Coach poached other helpers from the teams assistants in the hope of producing nother half sized star.

Cleatus is one of the youngest members on the team. Dont let his inability to articulate coherant speech fool you, he can play like any of the old pros, even though he has a mind like a soft jelly spongecake.

Recruited to the team after a particularly brutal melee in the meatloaf tuesdays Queue. Has a penchance for gutting small furry animals.

Once again The coach delves into the hired help looking for some talent in a small fragile green body.