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Tyranny of Evil Men
Mighty Blow
Regenerate
Block
"What now? Lemme tell you what now. I'm gonna call up a couple a hard, pipe-hittin' niggers and go to work on the holmes here with a pair o' pliars and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' Hillbilly Boy? I ain't through with you by a damn site. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass."
Mighty Blow
Regenerate
Block
Guard
Stand Firm
"Where's my watch?"
Block
Regenerate
Shadowing
Tackle
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"
Block
Regenerate
+MA
Tackle
"So... you're gonna go out there, you're gonna say 'goodnight' and 'I've had a very lovely evening'... walk out the door, get in the car.... go home, jerk off... and that's all you gonna do."
Dodge
Block
Diving Tackle
"If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So.... pretty please, with sugar on top... clean the fuckin' car."
"Warm... warmer... disco!"
"Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage."
"Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!"
"Any of you fucking pricks MOVE, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"
"Eenie, meany, miney, moe..."
Zed's undead, baby, Zed's undead.