Kalo was a mediocre human in life, until his life ended after a long bout of flesh eating disease. This seems to have worked in his favor though, for in his second game he "technically" intercepted a ball when it got stuck where his lung rotted away. Of course not realising the problem he was suddenly a little disturbed when the entire opposing team turned theyre attention on him, causing him to shamble madly across the field to score in the closing seconds of the match.

In other news, Kalo has been approached by Krap Dinner to be on the cover of theyre latest flavor "rotten flesh". We hope this is t he start of a great career for Kalo and wish him the best.