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Bubblegum and Duct Tape
Bubblegum is the product of Dr Stikkemtagetta. He was an early experiment in organ replacement. When the good Dr went before the board for funding on replacing damaged lungs with good ones, they laughed at him and handed him a $5 bill. The doctor, having no understanding of sarcasm, took the money happily and attempted to see what he could make with it, and came up with the worlds first bubblegum lung. The lung lasted almost a whole ten minutes before it overexpanded and popped inside the patient. But ithe gum does stay juicy and keeps being pressed together where, after a short break, the subject could get up again and begin breathing.
Duct Tape started his Blood Bowl career as a burn victim. Long before skin grafting had come about but Duct Tape was in ever handyman's tool kit. Dr Stikkemtagetta wanted to test Duct tapes usability in the medical fields. He purchased Duct Tape from one of the underpaid evening staff and brought him to the lab where he started to wrap his wounds. The Dr realized this was working and began to become inpatient on finishing this project to bring it before the medical community. As the good Dr gets bored he begins to find other things to add and so on the hands the good doctor placed his used scalpels sticking out between the different layers of Duct tape, making his burn victim perfect for delivering punches on his slowly forming Blood Bowl team.
Broomsticks was crushed flat by a zamboni. Although it was ruled as an accident onlookers just couldn't understand why the driver made 11 passes over the poor man. Dr Stikkemtagetta realized it was the perfet time to try some complete bone replacement. Unfortunately he only had about $50 on him so he went to the hardware store and bought several broom handles. After weeks of torturous work on removing crushed bones and unnecessary organs, the Dr finally finished. Now Broomsticks plays on his Blood Bowl team in exchange for regular checkups and termite exterminations.
Dr Stikkemtagetta was called in from his Tuesday night bowling league for a serious head trauma. When he got there he found the man's skull had been fractured playing baseball with him as the ball. The Dr asked around every ward but nobody would give up their skull to save this man, so with a sigh and a frown he grabbed the closest thing he could think of, his bowling ball. The finger holes were enlarged to fit his eyes, there was an extra hole added so his mouth could find passage to his throat, and the back was hollowed out to make room for about a quarter of his brain, making him a perfect Blood Bowl player who doesn't need a helmet.
Leather was one of the good Dr Stikkemtagettas first advanced works. He started out as a pile of meat rotten bones after having been hung for being caught in a sultans royal harem. The Dr was playing with ideas for muscle replacement at that time, and had decided this was a perfect chance to test his theories. he stretched leather tightly aver the body, replacing only the ligaments he thought necessary, and in the end, he found that leather could run fast and hit hard, and was also wearing an entire suit of multilayer leather armor.
Dr Stikkemtagetta purchased Stretched from a small town lynch mob. After the sale he realized that having the subject stretched by 4 scared horses made for some interesting problems. He went to work immediately on all of stretched's muscles, cutting and replacing them, but as he started to reassemble the muscular features, the Dr realized he made a terrible mistake. He had measured the lengths needed in inches but had cut them into centimeters. Not wanting to lose a patient he had paid so much for the good Dr grabbed the pile of muscle and bones and stretched each muscle in his rack, then nailed them over the bones where they would be needed for bending. The outcome of his work was that stretched could run faster than any of his other zombies, and all the nails made him well armored. Dr Stikkemtagetta added a helmet that concealed Stretched's face, and added him to the roster.
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Frenzy
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Dodge
Talk about your jekyll and Hyde stories, young Thomas Volmen went to see Dr Stikkemtagetta to have a tooth pulled... but when he was asked what his problem was he responded by trying to say "I have a terrible tooth ache." But being almost deaf the Dr heard "I want a wolf face." Dr Stikkemtagetta was delighted by this as he had been searching everywhere for a subject for his wolf tonic. After only 2 doses and a couple of extra visits to line his pocket the good Dr had made the changes he thought were wanted. Now poor Thomas has taken to blood bowl hoping that one of these nights he will get hit hard enough to knock out the still aching tooth.
Regenerate
Stand Firm
Thick Skull
Bits and pieces arrived at the lab on the same day, parts from a pair of twins that had tried to block an Ogre wielding chainsaws in a post game brawl. Dr Stikkemstagetta worked half the night trying to figure out which parts were Bits and which were Pieces. Unfortunately he made some errors as most people would in a 5000 piece jigsaw puzzle with no picture and we now have Bits, mostly from the 3 minute older sibling.
Regenerate
Stand Firm
Thick Skull
Bits and pieces arrived at the lab on the same day, parts from a pair of twins that had tried to block an Ogre wielding chainsaws in a post game brawl. Dr Stikkemstagetta worked half the night trying to figure out which parts were Bits and which were Pieces. Although Bits was finished first and ready to play, just as they were in birth, Pieces ended up with the extra fingers and toes that Dr Stikkemtagetta was not able to use on his older brother.