The shortest of our BLF's but with a fierceness unparalleled in human circles. His ferocity has led him to often be mistaken for a minotaur, as many a man has made up tall tales about him being "as strong as an ox" and "fierce as a wolf" whilst they flee from him in terror (never steal his crumpets).

Father Ted is the local priest from the Bif Baffer's village. Although he is strongly against violence and he never hits anyone, he restricts this disadvantage of his to a "certain value of never". His favourite sport is BloodBowl, but occassionally complains that the other teams should be hammered into the ground to reduce the halfling's height disadvantage.

This small little halfling is reknowned for cracking his knuckles whilst preparing to foul. His opponents often injure themselves whilst trying to get out of his way when they hear a cracking knuckle.