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Pathetic Opposition
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Boris Johnson
#1
Kroxigor
MA
6
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
13
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Thick Skull
After David Cameron was booed out of the team for failing to roll a double skill in 4 skills, and then niggling, Boris bravely stepped up to the plate.
Patrick McLoughlin
#2
Saurus
MA
6
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
58
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
Skills
Block
Oliver Letwin
#4
Saurus
MA
6
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
R
31
B
229
P
0
F
0
G
33
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
Skills
Block
Guard
Oliver, the last Saurus to skill, finally get his second TD in a comedy game against some 'flings.
David Cameron II
#6
Saurus
MA
6
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
13
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
He's back! But looking a little worse for wear!
Francis Maude
#7
Saurus
MA
6
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
R
22
B
51
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
Skills
Break Tackle
Stand Firm
Hugo Swire
#8
Skink
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
17
B
2
P
6
F
0
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
Kick
Caroline Spelman
#9
Skink
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
172
B
50
P
3
F
0
G
31
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
7
Mvp
2
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
Block
Diving Tackle
Side Step
Shadow Secretary of State for the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister
David David II
#10
Skink
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
Just as Cameron got downgraded from a Krox to a Saurus, Davis gets downgraded from a Saurus to a Skink.
To compound his embarrassment, he has been renamed, David David, which is almost as silly as his real name.
To compound his embarrassment, he has been renamed, David David, which is almost as silly as his real name.
David Willetts
#11
Skink
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
David Mundell
#13
Skink
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
11
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Stunty