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Grash'n'grak N'Torg
#1
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
8
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
26
XPP
0
SPP
26
Injuries
 
Skills
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Block
Dodge
Grash'n'grak is a study in contradictions. Sometimes he'll play like someone spiked his water with PCP, other times he'll sit on the field and snooze for an entire half.
At least when he is awake and paying attention he's tough to bring down on the field, a consumate pro in the trenches... when he's awake and paying attention.
T'gruk Shuggur
#2
Troll
MA
4
ST
6
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
19
P
0
F
0
G
23
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
16
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
44
XPP
0
SPP
44
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
+ST
Block
Frenzy
It took ages, but the coaches finally managed to get a bit of blocking technique through his thick skull. Mostly, as before, they just let him go and let him go berserk on the field to the enjoyment of his considerable fan following.
 
Muzzik Veinbite
#3
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
The first actual replacement player for the Things when the coach decided that the team apothecary was too potentially valuable to waste on a goblin who hadn't done much of anything. Time will tell if this one is any better.
Skeet Daggerbite
#4
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
14
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
22
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
9
Mvp
3
GPP
44
XPP
0
SPP
44
Injuries
-av
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block
Diving Tackle
Side Step
The single oldest member of the team, and plays like an old vet. Despite being a bit fragile due to early aging, he figures its only right to play until he dies or can't move anymore, and his experience has brought nothing but good to his team.
 
S'rdek Axeglory
#5
Chaos Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
3
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Block
Recheir Flamedagger
#6
Gutter Runner
MA
10
ST
3
AG
5
AV
7
R
20
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
21
Cp
10
In
0
Cs
0
Td
18
Mvp
1
GPP
69
XPP
0
SPP
69
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
+AG
+MA
+ST
Block
Contrary &$*%^#$ rat.

It took ages to get him to learn how to throw or take a block, insisting on taking his own road, building up speed, strength and coordination. It made him a phenomenal talent on the field, but brought some close calls over time too.
Finally apparently lacking anything better to do he's toughened up a little, only time will tell if he'll continue to follow the plan, or go his own way.

But as far and away the team's best ball handler there's only so much one can do.
 
G'reth Skullbender
#7
Minotaur
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
14
P
0
F
0
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
16
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
35
XPP
0
SPP
35
Injuries
n
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Frenzy
Horns
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Wild Animal
Block
Shadowing
Spikes
Son of the deadly but aged former stunty star, G'reth is trying to make his own name with his sights set on slightly larger game.
Yeegath
#8
Chaos Marauder
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
 
Dareg Three-Tusk
#9
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Yazgad Eyescar
#11
Chaos Marauder
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Tackle
 
Malek Severgrin
#12
Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Severgrin came to the team a little late, but has already made a name for himself. Fan clubs, promotional posters, etc., etc.
Thing is, no one quite knows how. So far in his time with the team he's caused a grand total of one injury and shown only passable proficiency at actually playing the game. But apparently he doesn't need to do anything spectacular, because he keeps winning MVP regardless.
Turgoreth Wormhowl
#13
Chaos Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns