Lulu Lightspeed is the daughter of the god that decided that the speed of light, was equal to the speed of which his wife would accelarate to, at the sight of a pastry shop.

Lulu hasn't inherited her mothers weakness for a high fat diet, but a steady cocaine and amfetamine abuse. Officially this is a bad thing, but when your job is to look sharp and run fast for prolonged periods of time, while being chased by murderous orcs and amazons, her coach will tend to...forget about her little mishap.

Wendy will stick up for her friends, no matter what.
Even if they are being tackled by a horde of ogres!!!

Of course, no one has ever claimed this was a particularly smart thing to do, but it has its uses on the blood bowl pitch.

Although Fred really doesn't know the first thing about Blood bowl, he does consume exorbitant amounts of brown beans, onion, eggs and cabbage, making his slight problem with flatulence a crippling surprise for any opponents that end up tackling him at a time where he is close to "blowing"

Be warned!

The only girl to have ever been included on a skaven football team, this young rat was "discovered" in a... public house of dubious character. While spinning round and round on a firemans pole, this young rat was able to fend off quite a great deal of overly excited fans, while still maintaing a proper " artistic compusure", the Roskilde Rottefjaes´ scout who just happended to be there at the time (ahem) decided to hire her for the team at once.

Although she fights like a man, she still throws like a girl though!

Many years of hard workouts with a dingbat has given this rat some serious motorskills.

Ever since his (in)famous dodge / pick up / dodge / sprint / longbomb a covered gutter runner who subsequently caught / dodged / sprinted in for the tie-touchdown versus the evil Prezidents darkelf team, Don has become somewhat of a brag.
Still being a lowly skaven lineman, the coach will put him on the LOS whenever he gets too cocky though...Usually it cools him down.

"Destined to be the chosen one"
Well, early in his childhood, Neo was certain his lot in life was to be slapped around a lot, and people who not only see, but also accept these harsh facts of life, are much needed on the bloodbowl pitch, thus Neo the lineman was born.

Lying down quite a lot of the time his teammates are actually playing the game, Neo will defend his actions with the words: "Better I lie bleeding, than our newest gutter runner".

And boy is he right!

We love you Neo.

Argyles father used to sell saucepans...
Figures!

Cobains heavy abuse of warpstone has made him very lazy indeed, but he's got a GREAT singing voice!!!