Place to show and test your manlyhood.

The guy whose wife you sleep with. Or who sleeps with your wife.

Our main deity. Every fervent Finn calls his name atleast couple of times a day. Those who don't are heathens and are to be burned.

Our Shining Emperor, Beloved Father of the Nation. Ruled Finland for 400 years during our darkest age and kept us safe from all that was swedish and wrong. Never say a word against the Great Emperor if you value your life.

Sometimes written as IhQ, ihq. Often written ihku comes with a few <3s and probably a daa.

Well, in spoken language, it means someone is telling you to punch him in the face. (Usage: "Soot ihku" -> "Hit me in the face so I can die alone.")

So, whenever someone says 'ihku', just hit them as hard as you can.

Area in Finland with all the Porofarmis.

It's a real word. Trust me. And you are gonna use it a lot in Finland.

State of mind in which 95% of the Finns are atleast once a year. Also a common time to eat some känkky.

Weird looking guy who can often be found examining sidewalks in Friday nights.

Main source of income for 95% of Finns. Produces some wierd creature with horns that is used for absolutely everything.

Someone who lives inside Kehä3 (See: Juntti, Lande)

The official secret weapon of Finnish gypsies.

Our National Drink. Basicly it's bad tasting liquid stuff with not-so-liquid very bad tasting stuff floating in it.