Dang Doodle was never a quick learner, so he was already an old man by the time started playing bloodbowl as a professional.
Although a stout defenseman, his old legs were never that keen to take him anywhere particularly fast. He will usually be found on the line of scrimmage muttering stiff about how everything was way better in the old days, when everything didn't have to happen so fast.

A former ninja now turned ballplayer. Lets see how long he lasts!

My first one-turner ever.

Named after a famous, danish, gay lifestyle consultant, this guy gets hurt more often than anything I have ever seen. To be honest, I dont know if it's his feelings, or his bones that hurt, but he sure spends a lot of time cleaning his nails in the BH part of my dugouts.

Palnatoke sure had a hard time prevailing those puns once he broke his neck against the "Kiss My Pass" woodelves. Stout and humorous as always he thought this game would be a walkover, but boy was he wrong, as well as Kalinka, Bukkard, Pablo, Sally and Musashi!

Chew with your mouth closed, you git!