Peter was the first of two team members that aren't actually a druchii. Rather, Peter is an extremely nimble street thief with cheekbones that make David Bowie envious. Peter has been hiding out from the law ever since he accidently killed a streetwalker due to a misunderstanding when she asked him to 'show me yer tackle.' However Peter discovered he had a knack for football and decided to join up with a team. The only team hiring was The Tender Humans, who were a man down after a string of freak ritual torture accidents. Hakk'on who knew Peter was a human intended to use him as a mascot, showing the crowds before kick-off exactly how tender humans could be, he was thinking something a-la carte. Peter who knew Hakk'on and The Tender Humans were just masquerading druchii, (as did everyone else bar that one red faced envoy) thought it would be the perfect place to hide out.

I mean what human would look for a human in a druchii team that were pretending to be human in order to hide from druchii?

As druchii hiding out in the Empire are rather rare to come upon, when Hakk'on saw Bill in a dingy backwater tavern, he knew there was some higher power at work. It turned out that Bill was an ex-assassin, having failed his first assignment when his poison-coated throwing knife hit the target hilt first. In fact while they played a friendly game of darts, Hakk'on noticed than Bill, with his eagle eye and strong arm, hit the bulls-eye with every dart but just not with the pointy end. Hakk'on hoped this skill would carry over into Blood Bowl as the pointy end of the ball could put someone's eye out. Turns out it did. Every single ball Bill threw was a highly accurate banana. Hakk'on had found a thrower.

Terri the Veinjerker is a master of the ancient druchii torture know as 'veinjerking.'

By pulling certain veins out of a human body at different speeds and out to different lengths an experieced veinjerker can create a cacaphony of agonising noise from a victim.

This is a great skill for both dance parties and childrens parties but Terri generally uses it to lay down 'phat beats' for MC Skinflayer to regulate to.

MC Skinflayer babbles almost in time
Blitzers shy from his made up rhymes
This blood bowl game is a well paid sport
so he'll keep blocking till his mansion is bought

keepin' in real E-side yo.

Marry Banilow is fiercy anti-establishment and is shocked by suggestions that he is 'that way inclined' just because of the copious amounts of purple he likes to wear all the time. This one time he totally slapped an orc who chortled at him and would have gone back for the backhand if he hadn't broken a nail. Oh bother.

One of the two most unoriginal druchii ever spawned. The other is his brother is Boris.

One of the two most unoriginal druchii ever spawned. The other is his brother is Bruce.

N'garth Fluidextrator is the only druchii on the team who kept his original name. He is insanely proud of his family heritage because his great grandfather once helped a cold one knight into his saddle! OMG!! Because of this N'garth could never live with himself if he destroyed his fine family name. N'garth thinks the cheers as his name is announced are the best moments of his life, but it's just laughter and he is the only one not in on the joke. Ignorance is bliss.

The Flaymaker was never a part of Hakk'on retinue but has shadowed them ever since they left Mordheim. Although he spends most of his time alone, hiding in shadows and giggling to a handpuppet, The Flaymaker is an intense and dedicated player and the only time he ever talks is on the scrimmage line just before kick-off when he lets loose a string of unintelligible numbers and finishes it off with a loud 'Huh!' No-one knows why, but they suspect severe brain damage.

Phillip is a textbook prisoner of fear. He's looking for love in all the wrong places. Worst of all he's in racial denial. We're working through it at therapy... it's tough... but... OHGOD...

*cries*

...be strong...yes...we'll get through it...

*tear*

A sadomasochist druchii who loves nothing more that standing in the front and centre of the line of scrimmage. He can't remember his best game, but it was against a Khemri team with four mummies and when he woke up four months later chirgeons had only just figured out how to remove his elbow from his oesophagus with minimal sawing.

Minor Surgery: 1

Body-ectomies: 2

Spittle is Hakk'on's wife. Or would be if he hadn't faked his own death to get away from the utterly insane she-harpy. To say she she was sort of responsible for Hakk'on's misogyny would be like saying Uwe Boll is sort of partially responsible for the decline of German Cinema. Hakk'on hates her so much that one day when his was lying in bed hating her, the room exploded in a ball of flame. Luckily he managed to drag himself free of the wreckage in time to make it to the 'Thank God That Bastard Is Dead' party she was throwing, presumably in honour of the servant whom she had thrown down the stairs last month for not cleaning the blood rings out of the bath.

A cripplingly superstitious druchii, Mattius only ran into Hakk'on's dugout trying to escape a black cat on the footpath. Mattius agreed to play on the terms that he be kept away from all cats, ladders and umbrellas. He also shaved his head before his debut game, after he heard 'fortune favours the bald.' The rest of the team insisted that he had got the saying wrong and teased him until after his debut game, a 5-0 drubbing of some vamps which left a couple of vampires without coffins as two broken thrall bodies were carted away in them. He was immediately and unanimously given the title of 'Lucky Team Mascot' replace the old 'Lucky Ear' that Hakk'on kept after seeing it fall from the highest branches of a Treeman.

Svetlana joined the squad after Spittle's record-breaking hat-trick against Natures Own. Although Hakk'on insisted the squad was full, Svetlana made a good case mainly concerning Hakk'on's need for oxygen and her massive norse hands capability to deny him of it. After Hakk'on caught his breath Svetlana explained in broken phrases that 'she like equalled opportunity in you team, in Norseland we cannot play because women are the better anyway' and 'could you set up date Spittle with me?' Svetlana had a crush on Spittle and Hakk'on was overjoyed, anything to make his wife's life difficult. This was one love triangle he got the feeling he'd enjoy.

Rupture is one of Hangnail's older brothers. He came to the League to find the man who killed his brother. And when he does find the man responsible he is going to congratulate him because he hated that little twat. Considerably bigger than most elves, Rupture is indeed as painful as he sounds.