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Cannibal Cheerleaders
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
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<b>Achievements:</b> Varsity Blood Bowl, Cheerleading Club, Debate Team.<br>
<b>Interests:</b> Guys, yeah you know it girls ;)<br>
<b>Quote:</b> "People don't realise how hard it is to do your nails when you're a hideous, really stupid monster."<br>
<b>5 Years Time:</b> Hopefully a sucessful TV presenter and I'll have found a nice man-troll to spawn with and raise little trollets.<br>
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Thick Skull
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<b>Achievements:</b> Cheerleading Club, Cannibal Chef.<br>
<b>Interests:</b> Cooking guys.<br>
<b>Quote:</b> "You can look but not touch. Okay just a little touch...DID I SAY SAY STOP?!"<br>
<b>5 Years Time: </b>My own reality cooking show. I think cannibalism is coming into the mainstream these days.<br>
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Thick Skull
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<b>Achievements:</b> Cheerleading Club, Varsity MVP (Most Voluptous Person)<br>
<b>Interests:</b> Being hotter than you. (PS Guys)<br>
<b>Quote:</b> "Do I have to pay tax on being pretty?"<br>
<b>5 Years Time:</b> Supermodel. I can almost sniff the free cocaine from here.<br>
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Thick Skull
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<b>Achievements:</b> Cheerleading Club, Ex-Chess Club, Ex-Science Club.<br>
<b>Interests:</b> Kafka, Moliere, Hemmingw- err, just joking I mean 'Guys!'<br>
<b>Quote:</b> "I'm so lucky Pretty In Pink came along and took off my glasses and gave me a haircut, I was always the nerd kid and I never realised I was beautiful and hot enough to be cheerleader, but she really changed my life. GOOOOOOO CANNIBALS!"<br>
<b>5 Years Time:</b> Well I had the grades for medicine, but the scrubs are sooo unflattering so I'm thinking some sort of movie actress. Some guy already offered my $2,000 to come to his apartment on Friday to star in a short film, my first big break!<br>
<b>Achievements:</b> Cheerleading Club, Most Charitable Student (donations to school include 4 bronze statues of herself and a giant billboard)<br>
<b>Interests:</b> Checking that my trust fund balance is still 7 figures.<br>
<b>Quote:</b> "I'll know he's the one when he is rich enough to be wary about opening a joint account"<br>
<b>5 Years Time:</b> Rich. Is it too late to mention 'guys' as an interest?<br>
<b>Achievements:</b> Cheerleading Club, Fashion Editor<br>
<b>Interests:</b> Making guys drool. Eating pudding (thank God for bulimia).<br>
<b>Quote:</b> "Is this orc? I mean I know it says hobgoblin but it tastes like orc."<br>
<b>5 Years Time:</b> By then I should be able to strip for a living and won't have to sell my body on the side.<br>
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Thick Skull
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<b>Achievements:</b> 24,576km and still going strong.<br>
<b>Interests:</b> Being a limo.<br>
<b>Quote:</b> "VROOOOOOM"<br>
<b>5 Years Time:</b> Hopefully still going, and not melted down into hubcaps for Excels.<br>
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Thick Skull
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<b>Achievements:</b> 50,342km and only seven engine rehauls.<br>
<b>Interests:</b> Getting the rubbish out of the back seat.<br>
<b>Quote:</b> "BROOM BROOM BRO...splutter"<br>
<b>5 Years Time:</b> Melted down into hubcaps for Excels.<br>
<b>Achievements:</b> Chess Club<br>
<b>Interests:</b> Chess, oil-free moisturiser.<br>
<b>Quote:</b> "Do you think working the deep-frier at Macca's might be contributing to the problem?"<br>
<b>5 Years Time:</b> Scarred.<br>
<b>Achievements:</b> Sci-Fi Club President<br>
<b>Interests:</b> Talking in Firefly quotes. Firefly.<br>
<b>Quote:</b> "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." - Jayne<br>
<b>5 Years Time:</b> Winner of best Firefly costume at SciFiCon.<br>
<b>Achievements:</b> Health Club<br>
<b>Interests:</b> Yakult, bad breath, excellent digestive systems.<br>
<b>Quote:</b> "Don't come crying to me when you die of Shittyintestinitis"<br>
<b>5 Years Time:</b> Still living unlike all you poor misguided souls.<br>
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<b>Interests:</b> Boobs<br>
<b>Quote:</b> "B-b-b-boobs"<br>
<b>5 Years Time:</b> Couch. TV. Boobs.<br>
<b>Achievements:</b> Science Club, Chemistry Club, Chess Club, Physics Club, Astrophysics Club, Theoretical Astrophysics Club, Outlandish Theoretical Sub-wave Particle Astrophysics Club President.<br>
<b>Interests:</b> Reading books barely thinner than my glasses i.e. War and Peace.<br>
<b>Quote:</b> "Hawking got it wrong and I can prove it."<br>
<b>5 Years Time:</b> Lecturing outlandish theoretical sub-wave particle astrophysics at UCLA after I prove them all wrong.<br>
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