Miserable little bleeder, current lead scorer for the team but only smiles when he fouls!

One of our new replacements, failed to impress on debut, spent all but the first 2 turns in the BH box!

Addicted to protein drinks (hence +1 ST) and utterly fearless. Thinks he's a troll i'm sure, has even been known to throw the ball on occassion, probably thinking it was a goblin.

Real name Bonegrinder, Twinkle has a fetish for pink tutu's and sparkly faeries wands.

Always cries when he causes a casualty!

Latest addition to the squad, very promising.
Not to great with the ball but his tourettes serves as a great distraction on the line of scrimage!!

Has a bad attitude, predict short life-span.
Most likely outcome:- Eaten by Rok Ed'lok

Show's promise as a defensive player, but in his heart wants to be a thrower. For now however, needs to be satisfied with just being thrown by the trolls!

Team Captain:

Rok is exactly that, the rock that anchors the whole team together. So much like an anchor is he, that sometimes he does nothing at all. Rok excells at stunty bashing, something he practices on more than necessary within his own team and his expertise with the long goblin bomb technique is responsible for more than half of the teams TD's.

Usually plays on the line of scrimage directing the trolls, identifying which players to bash and with gobbos not to eat etc.
Picked up a niggling injury when both trolls refused to listen to him and he bore the brunt of a 3 dice block!

A distant relative to Forest Gump, give him the ball and watch him score!

Oldest goblin in the team, was the first purchase after the team was founded. Getting on a bit now and has picked up a niggling injury but that raely slows him down. Plays mostly a support role to increase the survivability factor for the other players.

The smallest goblin on the team, swears blind he's not a snotling though i have my doubts. Been afraid to leave him on the pitch for to long so has yet to prove himself. Think this one might be better off cheer-leading!

This guy is slicker than a fish in an oil spill! He can always find a way to stay on his feet short of running smack, head-on into an angry minotaur. Comfortable on and off the ball, if Carlsberg trained goblin players, they probably would've trained pickle. Probably the best goblin player in the world!

Wow! this gobbo can do it all!! The first spawn of the late Drutt, Drutt (II) can throw, catch, score, intercept and cause opposing players much pain! (Just call him junior and see what happens)

Brought home in a sack by rok after a boozy bender, says he'll make a great player........but who'd argue with a troll?