The wise and venerable John Trees.

He assures us that back in the day he used to be a brilliant runner, faster than anyone he knew.

No-one has the heart to tell him all of his old friends were shubs though.

Eric is the half-brother of Mangy who unlike his half-brother was overjoyed at the prospect of a halfling team forming. Mangy instead just turned a shade of grey and was heard muttering something about prefering to have a bill.

This family feud hasn't stopped Eric from practicing lobbing anybody who walks to close to him. However due to being dropped on his head as a baby, adolescent and occasionally as an adult Eric has a tendancy to forget everything that he was doing, hence the famous catchcall "Eric's Idle"

Brian is not the messiah, he's just a naughty boy

Any bloodbowl veteran will tell you that complete diregard for self-preservation is the best way to stay alive out there.

This doesn't make sense to most people, but thats why we would never make good bloodbowl players.

Mangy took this to heart however and was overjoyed to learn that the upper class twit of the year was willing to play so long as he was given far too many opportunities to injure himself or others.

Who are we to deny his wishes?

His nickname was really quite simple.

Parrots fly

Once when he was throw out of a pub he smashed right into a policeman or Polly as they are known locally

Hence Polly Parrot

Know what I mean?

Beleive it or not but Say No More Squire always seems to understand.

Say No More, Say No More

That Black Knight Always Triumphs

This statement is very true except for in the realm of the kitchen. This unusual fear of instant popcorn makes like very difficult in halfling communities especially when community film nights are organised or when there is nothing else thats edible

Nobody knows the name of this player, indeed not too many people like him at all.

He's just a naughty boy really

Even death needs an apprentice

So why not a halfling, the food costs are lower, he doesn't fuss as much as a human, and he enjoys the fact that all his friends are impressed by the scythe and etherial steed.

Occasionally however one does feel like a career change, however why let all that carnage training go to waste

Being a stutterer didn't help when the entire Order of Knights changed from saying Ni to Ekiekipotaangzwoopboing.

After it his inability to pronounce words other than Ni he resigned his fate as an outcase wondering the world in search of other Knights who said Ni.

This however was not to be

Instead he found free food at the Mangy Pot and was roped in like everybody else to pay his debt