Head of the Portuguese Nuclear Fusion Programme.
Makes ends meet in every project he's in.
Most importantly, my teacher of several courses at the University.
Doesn't takes s**t from anyone. Not even The President.

He is the Chuck Norris of all things electromagnetic.
Teaches 90 minutes classes in 60.
You can't outsmart him. If you try he'll kick you in the chin and will blow your head clean open, much like Chuck Norris.
Some say he resembles Zorro, but he kicks ass in much larger amounts.
Once killed a kitten with his stare.

Big honcho of the Plasma Laboratory. Good investigator, lousy teacher.
Allways whining, he is the Primadonna of the team.
He's vicious. He once bit a rattle snake and she died of poison.

Looks like a taxi driver that helped bomb a subway station and has the same mentality.
Thinks he is the Meassiah that will save the University, only he doesn't know that the University was doing fine without him.
Bullshitter supreme!

Also known as "Bad Nando", he is the terror of the 200 students every year with his "Classical Mechanics" course in the Electrotechnical Engineering Department.
When he does his thing, "Elementary Particles" or even "Cosmic Rays" he's a really cool teacher.
Never make him do anything he doesn't like, that's the moral of the story!

Surfer Boy!
Likes to hang around with the students.
Doesn't do acids, but teaches as if he did.

Should have started with Foul Appearence and Bone Head right from the start.
Smells awfully.
Clumsy as teacher, willl be great cannon fodder as a lineman.

A lady's man.
Likes hanging with women.
Almost deaf.
Teaching is his least concern when there's girls around.

Still has to learn how to add and multiply.
Thinks acceleration, velocity and marshmallows are the same thing.
She's so small that when it starts to rain she has enough time to run home and don't get wet.

Has been a teacher for a short time. He believes the students are someone who work with him and treats them nicely... altough he has to be one of the most distracted teachers in history.
His favorite song is "Hooray for GPIB".

Often confused for the smart beagle boy.
Cool teacher who loves to quote the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
Unfortunalty none of the quotes is well adjusted.

Was never really my teacher, since he was invited to be Portugal's Minister of Science and Technology.
Only had a small chat with him in which he proved to have a mean left hook.