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Pancake Makers
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Piling On
Hogan is the resident beefcake of the team, and also the ogre most able to pick up the MVP award for acheiving absolutely nothing. I mean, honestly. Even with Piling On he can't seem to pick up another casualty. Next skill will be Multiple Block, or Block on doubles.
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
+AG
My resident Gobbo Launching Device :)
Krunk's only played four games, but his recent aquisition of a +AG means he's my most dependable thrower. With Krunk I can lob a gobbo for a Long Pass with a reasonable chance of success, as long as his fellow ogres can clear any nasty tackle zones on him. It's come in handy twice now, as long as the little airborne bugger remembers to roll on the landing :)
1st of March update: Well, it appears rolling on the landing is harder than I ever imagined, as Krunk has picked up the skill, "Drive Gobbos into the ground like a tent peg". This legendary ability allows him to KO Goblins at will by merely throwing them towards the opponent's endzone, regardless of whether they have the ball or not. Opposing teams tremble in their boots at the sight of this deadly ability as they watch Krunk throw Gobbo after Gobbo into their backfield, knocking each out on landing and leaving them to face less and less players.
"They're not scared, they're masturbating."
"Yeah, but it's out of fear."
3rd of March update: Hurrah! After burning both my rerolls early in the second turn of my match against Kazuk Ra, Krunk managed to lob Clarence gently over the defensive line for a perfect TTM TD... all without needing a reroll! Well, I'm impressed.
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
Guard
Multiple Block
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
This guy is a klutz and a half. Gruff seems to be able to knock himself out at will, when he's not succumbing to heatstroke or bouncing off wood elf linemen. At some point he may actually cause a casualty, which is a day I'm looking forward to with great relish.
Update 1st March: And that day has finally come. Two casualties and a MVP have launched Gruff right into the ranks of the Guard-carrying Ogres of my team. Hurrah.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sure Feet
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sprint
Sure Feet
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sure Feet