The Story of Jamie Fame Flame
- Told By Jamie Fame Flame himself

Well I was sitting in my limousine, drinking Champagne
When a sleazy girl knocked on my door
She was crying for my money, but i told her:
Little honey, I don't got enough I need more
She was so poor
I am so rich
So all I really didn't need was that bitch
But anyway I asked her to sit on my seat
so I could mingle of her clothes and feel her heartbeat

Everybody knows my name
Everybody want's my fame
There's nobody I can blame
Jamie Fame Flame
That's my name!

So the next day in the paper, i read about a raper
there was a picture that was supposed to be me
so when I was walking down the stairs and I didn't seem to care
There was this crowd that were shouting at me
They were jumping on my wrecks, burning all my pictures, closing down the fanclubs, turning over my car
So then i realized, that they all were hypnotized
And that I was no longer a star!

Everybody hates my name
Maybe I should do the same
there's just one man I can blame
Jamie Fame Flame
That' my name!

So when I woke up in the Morning in the middle of the desert
I found my self alone and heart cold
I was freezing, I was yawning,
But I met this little wizard and he taught me how to sing with my nose
We sang alot of songs, of what is right and what is wrong
I felt like I was in a haze
And then he took me to a cave
where this old woman sat
and this was the place where i was ending my days!

Everybody Knew my name
Everybody Wanted my fame
There's jsut one man I could blame
Jamie Fame Flame
Was My Name!


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This is the Story of Jamie Fame Flames life, but after he died in that cave, the little wizard (who was a necromancer (me)) drew out his corrupted spirit and made him join the Graveyard Deadbeats, which had been my plan all along.